16 of the Craziest Things Perfectly Normal Parents Have Said

little girlHow many times have you heard the saying "out of the mouths of babes?" Kids can always be counted on to say some -- usually unintentionally -- hilarious things. But if you think they're alone in that regard, you probably haven't been a parent for very long.

Because parenthood is guaranteed to make you say things you never, in your craziest dreams, imagined you would say.

Not sure what I mean? Think about it. Did you talk about poop nearly as much before you had kids? Ever give lectures on licking?

We asked parents to 'fess up to some of the weirdest things they've found themselves saying since they became parents, and they did. Oh did they!

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Go ahead and laugh at their answers ... they'd laugh at you!

What is the CRAZIEST thing you've found yourself saying since you became a parent?


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Lokis... LokisMama

"Taxis are not for eating."

"Cheese is not a fruit"

Those are the first two that come to mind. :) 

2baby... 2babymomma

don't sniff your sisters butt

stace... stacey541

You can't eat pizza without your panties on

MommaH4 MommaH4

"you need to say sorry for calling him a poo-poo!"  - my friend to her son about my son. funniest thing ever.

Todd Vrancic

The vacuum is tired?  I want the backstory on that one.

s_ran... s_ranker116

"Please stop throwing your brother's pants at the fan and give them back to him." and "Stop pooping in that box! The bathroom is less than two feet away from you and fully functional!"

work4... work4mickey

Explaining to my daughter that she does not have a penis.

leona24 leona24

That's cute and all but did we really need to put it in a slideshow... NO!

gridi... gridironsmom

"Get your peaches out of my ear!"

Robcat21 Robcat21

"We do not eat food out of the garbage!"

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