20 Priceless Kid Quotes That'll Inspire You to Record Your Little Ones

funny kidsKids are many things. Their parents' greatest gift. Their parents' greatest achievement. And let's face it ... their parents' greatest source of entertainment.

As the saying goes, kids say the darndest things. Between the non sequiturs, the mispronunciations, and the all-around silliness that they get up to, sometimes life with kids is all about trying to remember the latest goofy thing that's made you laugh until you cried.

Do you remember the last hilarious thing your child said? What about the thing before that?

If you don't, you're missing out! But there's hope for you yet ...

With summer vacation upon us and plenty of family bonding time in the cards, how about starting a family quote journal?

Start by setting up a chalkboard or a dry erase board in the house so when the kids say something particularly hilarious, you can jot it down quickly ... where everyone in the family can see it.

Next step? Transfer the quotes from the board into a journal. That leaves room on the board to add more ... and preserves the hilarity to look back on and laugh!

Need some inspiration? Take a look at these hilarious kid quotes that still give their parents the giggles.

What's the funniest thing your kids have said lately?


Image by Jeanne Sager

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Katriena Young

The last one made me laugh so hard I was crying. It reminded me of this song that my Aunt heard somewhere.

sukainah sukainah

Those are so cute!  Mine say things cute but I can't think of one right now!

insei... inseineangel

Yeah that last one got me, that was hilarious.

Jamie DeGrace Hanke

My four year old says hilarious stuff all the time! Last night, I made quesadillas for dinner and he was not very fond of them. He was trying to talk his way out of eating them and said, "Mommy, my taste bugs do not like these things!"

dusky... dusky_rose

LOL Those are cute! I should be writing what my youngest says down.

dusky... dusky_rose

Oh, I do remember one. My husband and I were on a road trip in the car yesterday and when we were stopped, my husband was tickling me and our son was in the back seat cheering him on and he said make her say "aunt" instead of "uncle" (I guess because I am a female). DH told him that I should be saying "Uncle" but I didn't say either, HA!

Bob192 Bob192

Too funny!!  Kids say the craziest things!!

MamaM... MamaMandee

Funny! My 5yr old just asked if she could sleep tonight on the coffee table lol

Wish2Be Wish2Be

My 3 year old DS just said "Look at me, I am soo cute" LOL ! I think I better tone down the compliments...he seems to be getting a littl full of himself. LOL

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