20 Priceless Quotes From Kids Who Tell It Like It Is

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Kids are many things. Their parents' greatest gift. Their parents' greatest achievement. And let's face it ... their parents' greatest source of entertainment. As the saying goes, kids say the darndest things. Between the non sequiturs, the mispronunciations, and the all-around silliness that they get up to, sometimes life with kids is all about trying to remember the latest goofy thing that's made you laugh until you cried.

Do you remember the last hilarious thing your child said? What about the thing before that? If you don't, you're missing out! But there's hope for you yet ... Why not start a family quote journal?

Set up a chalkboard or a dry erase board in the house so when the kids say something particularly hilarious, you can jot it down quickly ... where everyone in the family can see it. Next step? Transfer the quotes from the board into a journal. That leaves room on the board to add more ... and preserves the hilarity to look back on and laugh!

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Need some inspiration? Take a look at these hilarious kid quotes that still give their parents the giggles.

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  • Can I have a new mommy?

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    Jeanne Sager
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  • Do I look delicious?

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Remember when I was 2?

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    Jeanne Sager
  • I cried like a man!

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Daddy works to buy me toys ...

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    Jeanne Sager
  • I'll show you my moves ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • My being nice is broken ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • No police, no problem ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Mommy, I just did something off the couch ...

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Mommy, I'm not made for this! 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • While singing Adele ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • No boogers here ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Nah, she's just warm ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Rainy day antics ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • I look like a pumpkin! 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • The dog keeps 'dancing' ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • So when you fart ...

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    Jeanne Sager
  • I love Harry S. Truman

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    Jeanne Sager
  • This is a rectal ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
  • Do you put your bra on ... 

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    Jeanne Sager
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