20 Priceless Quotes From Kids Who Tell It Like It Is

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Kids are many things. Their parents' greatest gift. Their parents' greatest achievement. And let's face it ... their parents' greatest source of entertainment. As the saying goes, kids say the darndest things. Between the non sequiturs, the mispronunciations, and the all-around silliness that they get up to, sometimes life with kids is all about trying to remember the latest goofy thing that's made you laugh until you cried.

Do you remember the last hilarious thing your child said? What about the thing before that? If you don't, you're missing out! But there's hope for you yet ... Why not start a family quote journal?

Set up a chalkboard or a dry erase board in the house so when the kids say something particularly hilarious, you can jot it down quickly ... where everyone in the family can see it. Next step? Transfer the quotes from the board into a journal. That leaves room on the board to add more ... and preserves the hilarity to look back on and laugh!

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Need some inspiration? Take a look at these hilarious kid quotes that still give their parents the giggles.

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  • Do I Look Fabulous?

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  • Can I have a new mommy?

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  • I love Harry S. Truman

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  • Daddy Works to Make Money ...

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  • I'll Show You My Moves

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  • Did You Cry?

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  • Go 66!

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  • I'm Trying to Be Nice

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  • I Just Did Something Off the Couch ...

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  • I Set Fire

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  • No Boogers!

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  • Not Made for Making My Bed

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  • But I Look Like a Pumpkin

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  • Rain, Rain, Go Away

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  • Nah, She's Just Warm

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  • Remember When I Was 2?

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  • The Dog Keeps Dancing

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  • When You Fart ...

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  • This Is a Circle

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  • Do You Put Your Bra on ...

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