15 Unintentionally Hilarious & Inappropriate Kid Drawings

Before there was Damn You Autocorrect, there were amazingly awesome kid misspellings.

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The hat. THE HAT. *dies*

The little smiley face is the cherry on the tits sundae.

It's a GIRAFFE, you guys. Come on, get it together.

I've been staring at this one for ten minutes and I can't figure out what the kid actually meant. Is that a chair? Wait, maybe a grill? Dad's meat = steaks? Anyway, the results are fantastic.

I'm thinking poor Ms. Karen fell off a deck, but who can say for sure?

Mom explains this HILARIOUS drawing thusly: "I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel."

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The real question is -- is that an apple next to Santa Satan? Because last time I checked, Santa eats cookies.

Stems, shafts, same thing.

Oh sweet ignorance.

 

If the first day looks like this, I can't wait to see what the teacher wears to parent/ teacher conferences.

A mind of its own, that tail.