These Creepy Comments From Children Will Give You Chills

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When my youngest son was maybe 2 years old, he crept outside our bedroom door very early one morning while my husband and I were still asleep. I awoke to a deadpan, tiny voice whispering, "Let her in. Let. Her. In. Let her in," over and over and over.

Turns out the cat was pawing at the back door, and he was just informing us it was time to, you know, let her in. But holy shitballs, that wasn't even remotely my first thought. (My first thought was vampires, okay? IT WAS VAMPIRES.)

That was a legitimately spooky moment, but it doesn't even hold a (flickering, ghostly) candle to this hair-raising Reddit thread titled, "Parents, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?" Clocking in at over 11,000 comments, the forum is filled with an amazing array of stories ranging from hilariously weird to downright terrifying.

Want to see some of the most unsettling of the bunch? Read on ... if you DARE! *flash of lightning, peal of thunder*

I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time it's good bye."

While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet.

I was on a bus recently and we were stopped outside a walk-in clinic. A little girl in the seat in front of me turned to her dad and said, "Death is the poor man's doctor." And that was that.

I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?"
7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

"Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other Mom are so old now. They were ok when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn't!" He was maybe 5 or 6 years old? It was totally out of the blue..

My five year old son asked me last week "what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?"

My 5 year old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said "mama's here its okay". She looked right at me still asleep and screamed "mama? But who is that behind you?"

5 year old: "Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever." To which the 6 year old responds: "That's stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?"

A friend of mine's child told him, "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

I don't have kids, but once, visiting some friends on a farm, my buddy's youngest girl (5 or 6) at the time, was afraid of the chickens. I tried to explain to her that the chickens weren't there to hurt us but she wasn't having it. So I'm sitting around the fire pit, looking at one of the chickens a few feet in front of me when I feel hot breath in my ear as she whispers: "See. He's always watching."

Walking through a graveyard to "visit" some departed family members, we walked across the grave of a baby boy who died shortly after being born. There's a family relationship, so we know for a fact the mother is still alive. My 4 year old son turned to my wife and said "Why is that baby crying? Why won't his mom hug him?"

I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off." The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds.

My daughter said to me that there is a woman who watches her watch movies in her room and sleeps on the ceiling above her bed when she sleeps. She also says it does not like me and wants to eat my heart. My kid watches Elmo and fucking Dinosaur Train. Where in the hell did she get this from?

Has your child ever said anything super creepy like this?


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nonmember avatar Erica

holy shitballs is right. i think i would have had a heart attack lol!! My oldest never said anything per say but when he was a toddler he sat up sound asleep in his crib and let out the creepiest giggle i have ever heard to date. he layed back down and went to sleep. my husband and i looked at each other in complete shock. my youngest is only 4 months so we will see if he is gonna be my weird one lol!!

LostS... LostSoul88

freak I got chills reading most of those. 


The other day my kids and I were outside playing and my son turns and says come on grandpa and starts running. He's grandpa died when he was 6 months old and he is turning 4 in a couple months. We live at the house where his grandpa lived and died. 

Serab... Serabelle

Little ones can be creepy as all hell! It's pretty funny though, especially that peel the skin one. My mom and i both are pigmently challenged, and therefore burn easily, and both have a sick obsession with peeling the skin off.

Rosas... RosasMummy

I think kids just say stuff. we lost a really close friend who was our daughters godfather 5 days before her first birthday, he was 22. She can speak so well now and she has never ever said anything that could be interpreted as anything supernatural. I believe if he could be around her he would be, but he's not, so he can't, so it must be impossible.

carme... carmen1692

My two and a half year old was sitting in the room one day and I hear her scream. I run into the room where she was sitting and she looks at me and says "it's okay mommy it's just the dead cat!" We've never owned a cat! sarcasm

lovin... lovinallofthem

the skin one was super creepy but not as much as the man with the snake neck!! OUCH!!!

Megan Lee

The last one reminds me of that movie coming out, Momma.
Euuuughhhh

LadyC... LadyClaire

ooooo ive got one!  My husband and i inherited an antique bed that had been made by  relatives of my MIL a couple of hundred years ago... it was actually shipped here from overseas... it is gorgeous but too small for the H and me so we put it in my four year olds room... the FIRST night she slept in it she woke up screaming/ crying.. i ran to her and asked her if she had a bad dream and she said "no someone was here, he touched my foot." aaaaahhh... i told my husband to get his a$$ in there and check for his creepy family ghosts...LOL

nonmember avatar April

For the person who has to complain about language...you just made yourself sound snooty and obnoxious.

My daughter got in trouble one day when she was about 2. I don't even remember what she did, but the consequence to her actions was that she could not play on the front porch, she had to go inside. She was very angry, turned to me, with her little face all bright red, pointed and literally GROWLED "It's all over for yoooooouuuuu"

nonmember avatar Jen

That last one freaked me out because my son used to ask me about "the gray guy on the ceiling" above his bed all the time. He sleeps in the room where his great-grandfather died 30+ years ago. The freakiest thing about it is that his great-grandmother said the SAME EXACT THING to me the day before she died just a few years ago(she pointed to the ceiling and asked "who is that? who is that gray man on the ceiling right there?" Goosebumps...!!!

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