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10 Most Embarrassing Things Kids Say

by Ericka Sóuter on February 6, 2013 at 6:38 PM

mouthWe parents wait anxiously for those first words. Then that first sentence. We dream of the day we can actually have a conversation with our precious little ones. But eventually, we all come to the startling realization that with all that chatter comes some inevitably embarrassing moments.

Take this recent incident for example. I was in the elevator of our apartment building with my son along with another mother and child. When the mom suggested we have a playdate, my darling kid said, “No. My mom says he’s mean and rude so you can’t come to my house.” I was mortified. I felt so bad. I know I'm not the only mom who has been there. I asked around. Here are the 10 most embarrassing things our kids say.

  1. As an overweight woman stops to compliment on how cute your DD is, DD says, "Oh mommy, that lady is really fat."
  2. During a playdate you hear your son telling his friend, "My mommy said she doesn't like your mommy." That mom happens to be in earshot too!
  3. "Grandma, why does mommy think you have a big nose?" DS says after overhearing you say your mother-in-law is nosy.
  4. Visiting a family member's home, you take your son to the bathroom and he loudly whines, "Iccckkkkk! This bathroom is nasty."
  5. When the minister remarks he hasn't seen the family in awhile, DS shares, "Mommy and daddy like to sleep on Sundays."
  6. While having dinner with the neighbors, your DD reveals, "I dropped all the rolls on the floor but mommy put them back on the plate."
  7. "My daddy poops with the door open," boasts DS during drop-off.
  8. As you grab the back of your son's pants to get him from under the restaurant table, he shouts very loudly, "You're touching my private parts!"
  9. "Mommy that man smelled really bad, like cat pee!" as a disheveled man walks by.
  10. As you bend down to help your child put on her coat at pick-up, she says, "Mommy, your breath smells rotten."

What embarrassing things have your children said?


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    February 6, 2013 at 6:47 PM
    Why are you hairy???
  • poshkat
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    poshkat

    February 6, 2013 at 6:47 PM
    Lol. On the first day of kindergarten, after all the introductions the teacher asked if anyone had any questions or something to share. Ds' s hand shot up and loudly declared that "mommy sat on daddy's hand yesterday and broke it. We had to go to the hospital and he has a cast!" I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. And yes, I did break Dh's hand by sitting on it, accidentally. It was technically already broken and I just helped it along.
  • jalaz77
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    jalaz77

    February 6, 2013 at 6:52 PM
    Over heard my daughter say to my MIL, "when is your baby coming out?" My MIL has a belly that looks 9 mo pregs, she is a round lady. I pretended to be asleep and over heard her say "no baby and its not nice to comment on big bellies"...my daughter was used to touching my preg belly at the time so it was innocent but I did feel bad.
  • The80s
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    The80s

    February 6, 2013 at 7:45 PM
    Numbers 4 and 7 are my daughter!
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    Scott Davis

    February 6, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    My daughter says to my wife yesterday, "I see your big fat butt". Wifey says, "That's not very nice". Daughter says, "Okay I see your little fat butt. Is that better Mommy?" 


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    February 6, 2013 at 9:17 PM
    My brother in law had taken the brides shopping and the youngest had managed to wiggle out of her seat and ended up breaking her collarbone and was put in a sling. My sister thought it was funny to say " did daddy beat you up?" Until they were in line at the supermarket a week later and the cashier asked what happened and my little neice smiles and says "daddy beat me up". If a hole could have swallowed her up right then she would have been grateful. The cashier was horrified and didn't buy into the joke theory.
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    cookinmommyof1

    February 6, 2013 at 9:51 PM
    We went shopping on Saturday and as we walked into jc penney ds, 4yo, saw a jockey display with socks, u dies, etc and says loudly "ooo he has nice nipples". Hilarious when there's people walking by.

    And when we were kids my dad was taking my older sister, who was about 4 1/2 at the time, to pick something out for me for xmas. She saw a pair of boots she liked and grabbed them. My dad told her no and to put them back. She throws them on the ground and yells, "no daddy don't beat me!". It funny now.

    One day I had just changed ds in the bathroom at walmart and as i was putting him back into the cart there was a little old hunched over old lady heading for the bathroom. Ds tells her, "careful, there's someone in the poopin and it smells aweful!"
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    kelticmom

    February 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM
    My son announced in the middle of Victoria's Secret, "I'm not supposed to hug Mama when she's in her underwear!" He had a bad habit of opening my door when I was getting dressed and running up and grabbing me. I wanted to die!
  • janet895
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    janet895

    February 6, 2013 at 10:31 PM
    While potty training my daughter, we were out shopping, and I had ONLY PEED in the ladies room, but of course there she was to yell "mom pooped on the potty, too!!! Good job mommy!!!" At the top of her lungs. Of course the bathroom was full. Lol
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    amiecanflie

    February 7, 2013 at 12:48 AM

    My son doesn't talk, but if he said any of this I think I'd die lol!!


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