10 Most Embarrassing Things Kids Say

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mouthWe parents wait anxiously for those first words. Then that first sentence. We dream of the day we can actually have a conversation with our precious little ones. But eventually, we all come to the startling realization that with all that chatter comes some inevitably embarrassing moments.

Take this recent incident for example. I was in the elevator of our apartment building with my son along with another mother and child. When the mom suggested we have a playdate, my darling kid said, “No. My mom says he’s mean and rude so you can’t come to my house.” I was mortified. I felt so bad. I know I'm not the only mom who has been there. I asked around. Here are the 10 most embarrassing things our kids say.

  1. As an overweight woman stops to compliment on how cute your DD is, DD says, "Oh mommy, that lady is really fat."
  2. During a playdate you hear your son telling his friend, "My mommy said she doesn't like your mommy." That mom happens to be in earshot too!
  3. "Grandma, why does mommy think you have a big nose?" DS says after overhearing you say your mother-in-law is nosy.
  4. Visiting a family member's home, you take your son to the bathroom and he loudly whines, "Iccckkkkk! This bathroom is nasty."
  5. When the minister remarks he hasn't seen the family in awhile, DS shares, "Mommy and daddy like to sleep on Sundays."
  6. While having dinner with the neighbors, your DD reveals, "I dropped all the rolls on the floor but mommy put them back on the plate."
  7. "My daddy poops with the door open," boasts DS during drop-off.
  8. As you grab the back of your son's pants to get him from under the restaurant table, he shouts very loudly, "You're touching my private parts!"
  9. "Mommy that man smelled really bad, like cat pee!" as a disheveled man walks by.
  10. As you bend down to help your child put on her coat at pick-up, she says, "Mommy, your breath smells rotten."

What embarrassing things have your children said?

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nonmember avatar Shannon

My kids at one point or another said most of the things there.

I have a larger chest and when my oldest was very young he thought it was hysterical to hit the my chest, laugh hysterically and yell, 'bouncy, bouncy!'


nonmember avatar Mindy

As my niece was helping my brother blow leaves in the yard she yells vacuum me up daddy... My brother says it doesn't vacuum leaves baby it blows the leaves. She then starts yelling blow me daddy blow me!!!! Hilarious

Sandy Busby

my 4 year old granddaughter told me i had spider web in my hair, actually it was my gray hair.lol

Jennifer Bedel-Pettibone

My four year old after rencently having a younger sister, told the caisher at the store guess what your a girl and you don't have a penis but i do.

Vikki Gillett-Esposito

We were at Benihana for dinner and the valet comes over to get my ticket, my son (for some unknown reason) swats my breast and says "Mommy why do girls have boobs?!" "And why are yours so big?!" The valet just kinda stared for a moment, and then went to get my car. That was quite embarrasing! My son is 7 years old. lol

Melissa Myers

my oldest son at the time was 8 and we were at walmart and it was shortly after i had my daughter so of course i was engorged and swollen... we are in the middle of the hardware sections because my husband needed a few tools and my son comes up to me and gives me a hug...he looks at me and says very loudly ouch your boobs are hard as a rock and huge and i cant hug u right....next time warn me...well needless to say there was a lot of guys staring and a teenage kid that thought it was funny...i didnt know what to say or do and looked at my husband for a lil help and all he said to me was hes your son and walked away snickering...

nonmember avatar mommy

One day I took my kids to the park. As we were walking down the trail a lady passed by with two kids, the youngest in a stroller. My son says as we pass, "wow that baby looked CREEPY!"

Another time we went to a food truck event and daddy was holding our son. A 'smaller' man walked by and my son points and says "daddy that man needs to grow more!" Daddy said that its not nice to point and say mean things about people. My son then turns daddy's head with his hands and then uses both hands to point and whispered "he's shorter than me and I'm four years old". That kid has no filter.

nonmember avatar LauraMae

I took my four year old son into the women's restroom and it was just us there. We were washing our hands as a manly looking women walks in and my boy says loudly"Mom, who is that man?" So embarrassing!! I love kid comments :)

2nthe... 2nthensome

Took my daughter to a birthday party for one of her friends and there was another little girl there that would say really nasty things about me - she's never met me but would include things like "Your mommy is a bad mom becasue she doens't let you eat ice cream for breakfast" or "Your cats are dumb because they scratch you" and "Your moomy needs to buy you sokcs and is bad for not buying you any" (not the case... my daughter just like slip ons...) 

In any case, at this birthday party, she was sitting next to this girl and in ear shot of her parents too! nd says "Mommy, why don't you like X?"


Renata N Schaffer

My son happened to pass gas at the checkout line at Walmart, he turned and looked at me and as a joke said oh my god mom! You farted! Then started to laugh. Yea that was wonderful.....learned that one from a family member

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