These kids today! They sure are demanding. And they sure do expect a lot of poor Santa Claus: I mean, I get that the guy is magic, but how's he supposed to fit a backyard swing set in his sleigh?! Originally, I'm pretty sure a kid's holiday haul was supposed to be able to fit into just one stocking. (Hung with care, of course.) Now? Forget the chimney, just leave Santa the garage door opener.
If kids' letters to Santa weren't so hilariously funny, they'd be borderline obnoxious. Luckily, most such missives are a flat-out laugh riot. Here are 7 of our favorites (spoiler alert: #4 is PRICELESS!).
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I love Krampus! We don't use him as a punishment for our children, but they do know the story and occasionally I'll hear my son tell other kids that if you're naughty Krampus will get you.
They really weren't THAT funny...
lol @ Krampus. Thats funny, but so wrong. I think I will skip Krampus and the nightmares that come with it and continue with the lump of coal. Poor Kid. Krampus looks like the devil.