These kids today! They sure are demanding. And they sure do expect a lot of poor Santa Claus: I mean, I get that the guy is magic, but how's he supposed to fit a backyard swing set in his sleigh?! Originally, I'm pretty sure a kid's holiday haul was supposed to be able to fit into just one stocking. (Hung with care, of course.) Now? Forget the chimney, just leave Santa the garage door opener.
If kids' letters to Santa weren't so hilariously funny, they'd be borderline obnoxious. Luckily, most such missives are a flat-out laugh riot. Here are 7 of our favorites (spoiler alert: #4 is PRICELESS!).
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