Suri Cruise's Phone Call Overheard: 10 Things She Said

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katie holmes suri cruiseKatie Holmes and daughter Suri Cruise were just having an average Wednesday in New York City, running some errands and whatnot, when Suri's cell rang. Not one to miss a call, the precocious 6-year-old hopped on the phone while a despondent Katie looked around, waiting, once again, for her daughter to wrap it up.

Sources say Suri was on the horn for a good 20 minutes or so with her mystery conversationalist, and while no one really knows what she was saying or who she was talking to, well, I think I have an idea.

Here are 10 things Suri definitely said.

  • "Siri, it's Suri. No, Siri, Suri. OK, Siri, it's Suri. Suri. Suri. Are you effing kidding me, phone? SIRI IT'S SURI. SURI. SURI. SIRI. SURI. I can't."
  • "Please, Tom, I don't even consider her competition. Anyone with a name like Apple is gonna end up spending her mornings cleaning tequila out of her bellybutton."
  • "Can you repeat that? I can't hear you over my mom's poncho sweater and nail-head jeans."
  • "I told Maddox to go eff himself, I'm not selling off any of my Apple stock."
  • "So Anna says to me, 'Pink and red, Suri?' and I replied, 'Same haircut for 97 years, Anna?' What a bitch."
  • "The bottom line is, if you can't get me into the Frankenweenie premiere, I'll find someone who can."
  • "Hey Gayle. Tell Oprah I'm ready for my one on one. Katie's been calling her Dawson's friends ... I know."
  • "I don't care if the guy from Breaking Bad is in the commercial. Ciroc is urban vodka."
  • "Yeah? Well you tell Lohan there's a new sheriff in town."
  • "Hey Tom. Yeah, I'm gonna need that chopper out here, ASAP. Katie's mentioned something about having a 'girls' night' with me and, well, frankly, I'd rather light myself on fire."

So, what do you think Suri's saying?


Photo via Splash News

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the4m... the4mutts

Wow. Just, wow. That was incredibly catty.

Amber Kevlin

This is an incredibly stupid "article". Jeez.

kelti... kelticmom

Feel like a credible journalist now, picking on a 6 year old girl and making fun of another little girls name? What a bitchy article.

lovec... lovechild419

Lindsay,you're one of my fave bloggers.Clearly someone hacked into your stuff as this is in one word (or 2) SO WRONG!!!get cafe mom to delete this,geez what were you thinkin??

RMT1995 RMT1995

This is what happens when a company responsible for running a website that's geared towards MOTHERS employs someone who has no children to write articles geared towards things MOTHERS can relate to. Nice job mocking, and essentially bullying, this poor kid.


It's got to be a very slow day. This was pathetic. Tongue in cheek or not. I feel sorry for Suri with stuff like this written about her all the time. My grandchildren have fake conversations all the time and I find it endearing. Poor kid.

Happy... HappyMom.2

This is ewww

dearg76 dearg76

This is just sad. 1st of all who cares what she said on the phone. 2nd Really you wrote an article about what you pretend she said? REALLY??????

MomLi... MomLily67

Words like that should not be put in a sweets little girl's mouth.

Andi Dodd

IMO this article is no better than the dudes who took a picture of a baby doing a keg stand... ridiculous

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