'Honey Boo Boo' Nickname Generator Will Bring Out Your Inner Redneck

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june and honey boo-booHoney Boo Boo Child! Look, I don't want to get into some big ol' debate about Go-Go Juice or not-so-house-trained tiara-wearing pigs as pets or giving newborns Mountain Dew or, most of all, whether making a 6-year-old pageant queen the spokesperson for Redneck America is even anywhere near the vicinity of appropriate. Nope, I don't want to get into any of that. Because none of that stuff is what this family is really about. Forget about the neck crust and bobbing for pig's feet.

This family's true talent? Nicknames. Yup, nicknames. Obviously, Honey Boo Boo Child herself wins the crown for best moniker, but the rest of the family didn't do too shabby, either:

Between Pumpkin, Chickadee, Sugar Bear, Chubbs -- and of course, Glitzy the Pig -- the only member of the Boo Boo bunch who didn't get a beautimous nickname is Mamma (though she does that that extra "m," so I guess all's fair).

Truly, after spending some quality time on the couch with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, don't be surprised to find yourself feeling a little ... left out. Hey, y'all got nicknames and I ain't got none! If you're a parent, like me, you might even begin to worry that you've scarred your child for life by not coming up with a cutesy given name-alternative fit for a high-fructose corn syrup-addicted cartoon character on a cereal box.

Well, worry no more, because the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator is here! Simply plug your first and last name into the appropriate spaces, and the handy-dandy generator will do the rest. Now I can start my life anew as (drumroll): Jinxy Boo Bear! Yeah, you better redneckognize!

Can't wait to tell my kids, Crybaby Willy and Jackpot Woo Woo!

(Also, hope you don't have anything important to do for the rest of the day. This thing is more fun than a bucket o' roadkill.)

What's your Honey Boo Boo nickname?

 

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zombi... zombiemommy916

Waaah, the "page cannot be found" on facebook...This mamma on bedrest could use some mindless entertainment :

vamom08 vamom08

MY SWEET POTATO ,KEKE BEAR.LOL

MMbales MMbales

Misty Beautimus here...lol. My daughter was sparkle bean, only sparkle was spelled wrong. lol

tuffy... tuffymama

These people are not rednecks. Rednecks work hard and are good citizens and patriots, frequently educated, always clean when not busting their behinds to our food on the table. What these people are, I won't say, but this is like the difference between a law-abiding hobo and a no-good, lazy bum looking for a handout.

tuffy... tuffymama

*put food on the table.

PinkB... PinkButterfly66

I swear that kid looks like something from the "Bride of Chuckie"  -- too creepy!!

cmjaz cmjaz

Sparkle spelled wrong..lmao

leona24 leona24

That photo icky!! The little girl looks scary and the other girl is gross, look at those neck rolls!!! Lololol

CPN322 CPN322

Candy Mae Pigglet  haha

LSeab... LSeabolt1982

Um Tuffymama....Do you actually WATCH the show? The dad works 7 damn days a week to support his family. EVERY time I see a shot of their house it is clean and they do things for their community. What makes them bad citizens? I have never gotten the feeling they are looking for a handout.

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