Sometimes, I am convinced that I'm psychic. No, I don't play the lottery and win or know with certainty who will win the Presidential election. I do, however, posses the gift of being able to predict, with 98 percent accuracy, exactly what will come out of my children's mouths at any given time. Amazing, right?!
Here's a peek inside ...
1. I'm hungry. Can I have a snack?
2. I'm bored. Can I play a computer game?
3. I want to rest. Can I watch a show?
4. I want someone else to play with. Can I have a friend over?
5. MOMMY!!!!! He's annoying me.
6. MOMMY!!!!! She's annoying me.
7. My stomach hurts. What can I eat?
8. Can I play on your iPhone?
9. My stomach really hurts. When's dinner?
10. MOMMY!!! What can I do now?
Does every parent have this magic ability? What's in YOUR child's head?
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Comments 9
You left out one: "But I'm not tired yet! Why do I hafta go to bed?" :)
lol how about 'I dont WANNA *insert whatever menial task or destination is*'
and i swear my mom is psychic, shed know what i was going to do when i got up, like the time i sneaked into the kitchen to steal a sausage outta her sausage and peppers, she was watching tv, and all she said was you better not be stealing any sausage! *cough cough*, no mom! <.< >.>
I dont care for #8 #2 and #3, why do we let our kids stare at a screen when there are wonders to discover in the great outdoors?
My legs hurt I cant help.....