I remember when my first son was just a baby, and as I held him in my arms each night rocking him to sleep, I would dream about the books we would read when he was older. When he was a little bigger, he would gnaw wetly on the edges of his stiff cardboard Maisy books, and I'd fantasize about the time to come when we'd explore real stories together -- not just the stiffly-delivered antics of a cartoon mouse whose friend was named Tallulah. Surely he would love the same books I did when I was a child, right? The Velveteen Rabbit, The Black Stallion, Bread and Jam for Francis ... oh, I couldn't wait.
Unfortunately, it turns out his very favorite books of all time are centered around merchandising tie-ins. Funny how my bucolic reading fantasies never involved slogging through LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu for the trillionth time.
I was thinking recently about how bedtime reading hasn't quite turned out to be the delightful visit to Nostalgia-Land I was hoping for, and it occurred to me that a desire for a shared, joyous reading experience is probably exactly what prompts many authors to write a children's book.
Heyyyyy, I thought. What if I wrote -- and drew, as best I could -- the sort of book that would transport us both into a magical realm of wonder and delight?
Eager to capture my initial thoughts, I grabbed some paper and a pen. Here's what I came up with:





I don't know, I realize these are just rough ideas, but I think there's some real potential here! I think I'd better start practicing my Humble Caldecott Acceptance face now, don't you?
Images via Linda Sharps


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LOVE the last one. although the Lego one is near and dear to my heart... I've given up,and just started wearing rubber-soled slippers in the house. At all times. Even when it's a thousand degrees outside.
I would totally buy the Duct Tape Book!
lol @ fed him to a dragon! My working title would be: the bottemless pit that is my son and how it sent mama and daddy to the poor house...
Mine would be NO I WILL NOT PLAY STINKY FEET AGAIN OR I'LL GO ANNIE WILKES ON YOU LIKE IN MISERY
Oh you guys need to read Monsters Eat Whiny Children. My ever so spectacular sister bought it for my kids for Christmas. AND I LOVE IT!
Nothing like KNEELING on flippin' eensy weensy CLEAR Legos. Linda, I heart you.
Also, try Tales from the House of Bunnicula. Fun! I will only read books aloud I also enjoy.
I keep trying to foist some of my childhood favorites on my 7 year old son, too, but mostly he likes Nijago, Clone Wars and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Oh, also his beloved Justin Beiber biography HOLY.LORD. I keep telling myself "at least he's reading SOMETHING!"
Oh well, at least there's still my 5 year old daughter to infect with my excellent taste in children's lit :)