Lacey Wildd (Paula Simonds), a mother of six and "Glamour model" (whatever the hell that means), has decided to undergo her lucky number 13 cosmetic surgery procedure to augment her already size L-cup breasts up to a whopping size MMM-cup. She says she won’t stop getting breast augmentations until she is the largest breasted woman in the world.
Think of her as the Godzilla of tits, if you will; causing mayhem and destruction everywhere she goes. Fans mob the Miami mom every time she hits the beach in a bikini, even when her kids are with her. Can you imagine being a teenager and walking around with your mom who purposely tries to look like a Barbie balloon in the Macy’s Day parade?
There are a lot of moms out there who do a lot of crazy shit; myself included. Alicia Silverstone, I’m talking to you. After all, we are only human. I’m sure there are people out there who think that I am a crazy mom for how I raise my kids, never mind the fact that I write about it. After all, I don’t have a Ph.D. in Mommying. It’s okay; we all have our crosses to bear and we all have our own flavor of crazy. Every once in awhile comes a special kind of crazy that makes everyone stand up and take notice, especially when crazy is trumping the well-being of said mom’s children. Lacey Wildd, I am talking to you sister!
Honestly, I couldn’t care less how monstrous another woman wants to make her breasts. Live and let live and all that BUT (and it’s a big one) couldn’t all these surgeries pose some potential health risks? Four of Lacey Wildd's six children still live at home and are under the age of 18. What happens when she dies on the table? Or becomes disabled from all these surgeries? She is risking tearing, stretching and infection that could possibly kill her? Who will take care of her children then?
It’s bad enough that Ms. Wildd is setting such a bad example, as evident by the fact that one of her older daughters is starting her own journey into Frankenboob land; the younger ones are embarrassed by their mom’s ginormous tatas and are ridiculed by schoolmates.
Forget for a moment that she is starting to look like a freak and the fact that she is probably suffering from some really low self-esteem issues, she says she is doing this so that she can provide financially for her children. I wonder, who does she think is going to take care of those same children if she dies and they are motherless?
When you’re a mom is extreme cosmetic surgery too risky?
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Regardless of anything else, she looks foolish. My neighbor had breast reduction surgery as she found she couldn't stand up straight and by the end of the night her back hurt. She couldn't turn over in bed and just had to lie on her back. She's a pathetic woman....trying to get attention.
What is the point? They just look like she had basketballs surgicly attached to her, that is not attractive in any way what so ever.
that is totally ridiculous... did you notice that they are uneven too.. One hangs lower than the other making her look lopsided.
How is having your boobs that big helping provide for her family financially I don't understand, isn't it costing more in surgeries to get the breast implants, I'm not sure how much it costs since I would never get it done (nothing against it just not my thing). I think she looks ridiculous with such big boobs..and how does she even find a bathing suit or bra or anything that fit that those..She looks absolutely gross, IMO, with those big boobs..I'd be embarrassed and I'd tell her so if I was her daughter
She was on MTV's True Life: I have a hot mom. Her daughter was featured and was thoroughly embarrassed and ashamed.
If she wants to provide for her children it is called "getting a job" having the worlds biggest boobs is not a job it's a hobby.
So does anybody besides me think that "Glamour Model" is PC for "Centerfold Model"?
NavyWife, I'm with you. I'm currently a 38G, and I'd give anything to be able to afford the surgery to get down to a C cup. Having large breasts causes a huge list of problems. IMO, any women who choose to go beyond a D cup are trying to use their breasts to cover up some serious issues.
To each his or her own. In reality, she put her health at risk having 6 kids. Not to mention we all put ourselves and our familys at risk every time we get in a car and go for a drive. OMG, what if she gets in her car without her 6 children and dies in an accident who will take care of the kids then!!!! Get over it.
Sorry, just curious...anyway, its ridiculous.