Lacey Wildd (Paula Simonds), a mother of six and "Glamour model" (whatever the hell that means), has decided to undergo her lucky number 13 cosmetic surgery procedure to augment her already size L-cup breasts up to a whopping size MMM-cup. She says she won’t stop getting breast augmentations until she is the largest breasted woman in the world.
Think of her as the Godzilla of tits, if you will; causing mayhem and destruction everywhere she goes. Fans mob the Miami mom every time she hits the beach in a bikini, even when her kids are with her. Can you imagine being a teenager and walking around with your mom who purposely tries to look like a Barbie balloon in the Macy’s Day parade?
There are a lot of moms out there who do a lot of crazy shit; myself included. Alicia Silverstone, I’m talking to you. After all, we are only human. I’m sure there are people out there who think that I am a crazy mom for how I raise my kids, never mind the fact that I write about it. After all, I don’t have a Ph.D. in Mommying. It’s okay; we all have our crosses to bear and we all have our own flavor of crazy. Every once in awhile comes a special kind of crazy that makes everyone stand up and take notice, especially when crazy is trumping the well-being of said mom’s children. Lacey Wildd, I am talking to you sister!
Honestly, I couldn’t care less how monstrous another woman wants to make her breasts. Live and let live and all that BUT (and it’s a big one) couldn’t all these surgeries pose some potential health risks? Four of Lacey Wildd's six children still live at home and are under the age of 18. What happens when she dies on the table? Or becomes disabled from all these surgeries? She is risking tearing, stretching and infection that could possibly kill her? Who will take care of her children then?
It’s bad enough that Ms. Wildd is setting such a bad example, as evident by the fact that one of her older daughters is starting her own journey into Frankenboob land; the younger ones are embarrassed by their mom’s ginormous tatas and are ridiculed by schoolmates.
Forget for a moment that she is starting to look like a freak and the fact that she is probably suffering from some really low self-esteem issues, she says she is doing this so that she can provide financially for her children. I wonder, who does she think is going to take care of those same children if she dies and they are motherless?
When you’re a mom is extreme cosmetic surgery too risky?
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