Before she was even 6 months old, my niece was fascinated with all things tech -- from iPhones to iPads and everything in between. It was only a matter of time before she was swiping anyone's Apple device in her path. You can imagine how she reacts when confronted with a passcode she doesn't know. (Although that's rare, being that mostly everyone in the fam has the same one.) Hello, extreme frustration!
For that reason, I totally buy why one 7-year-old girl was potentially threatened by password protection being installed on the family computer. She wrote her parents this hilariously threatening note -- on the stationery of choice for youngins: Orange construction paper, of course!
The memo from kid to parents (excuse the few misspellings -- she's only 7):
If you put a pas w ward on that I will make your life a nitemare.
Hahaha, oh my! Well, she told them, huh?
The little girl's older sister's friend, under the username suprisemailbox, posted the note on Reddit, and for the most part, the comments are funny (you know, versus cruel). Just about everyone seems amused -- or completely freaked out -- by this tough-talkin' kid! But how could you not be?! Kids are so darn entertaining when they're all riled up and making empty but adorable completely serious threats to grown-ups.
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Actually, I wouldn't put that whole "make your life a nitemare [sp]" part past any kid who is blocked from getting online. Seriously, this note isn't just a total laugh riot. It is also a major lesson to parents, aunts, uncles, any authority figure. Watch your back. When kids are given access to shiny, bright, web-surfing gadgets and then it's taken away, there will be hell to pay!
Does this crack you up? What's the funniest angry note your kid has ever written you?
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Thats an ass beating and grounding. My kids are 4 and 10 and not allowed internet access at all. The 4 year old is allowed extremely limited access to games on my phone, like when were at the drs office or something. Stupidly rediculous.
Makes you wonder what her parents threaten her with. She wouldnt threaten her parents if she was never threatened herself. "make your life a nightmare"...she had to have heard that from somewhere.
A person's a person no matter how small.
LOL let my 8 year old try that stunt! I don't think he'd ever act out that stunt of disrespect though. He might think it, but not follow through. He values his "screen time" be it video games, cartoons, etc. So he is highly motivated to not end up on restriction from those. When he is on restriction he isn't even allowed in the room to watch a program his little sister may be watching so it gets very frustrating for him. We've even caught him trying to "convince" his sister to let him "help her" with her video game to get around his restriction. So yeah...it's a very effective punishment for acting out!
too funny lol
there is no such thing as an "adorable" hate note. this kid will be an entiltled monster and a toooooo many people will close will say " what went wrong"
We have password protected our computers when we started being foster parents. So when we adopted our children they already knew that a password was needed for the computer.
This last Christmas they each received a net-book and they put a password on their net-book to keep other's from accessing them. I managed to get their passwords and put parental controls on their computers and they said "If you don't remove the controls, we'll just throw them in the garbage, how do you like that?" We said "Well, it won't hurt us as we will still have our computer. You will no longer have your computer and Jesus won't give you another one because you misused the first one he gave you."