Before she was even 6 months old, my niece was fascinated with all things tech -- from iPhones to iPads and everything in between. It was only a matter of time before she was swiping anyone's Apple device in her path. You can imagine how she reacts when confronted with a passcode she doesn't know. (Although that's rare, being that mostly everyone in the fam has the same one.) Hello, extreme frustration!
For that reason, I totally buy why one 7-year-old girl was potentially threatened by password protection being installed on the family computer. She wrote her parents this hilariously threatening note -- on the stationery of choice for youngins: Orange construction paper, of course!
The memo from kid to parents (excuse the few misspellings -- she's only 7):
If you put a pas w ward on that I will make your life a nitemare.
Hahaha, oh my! Well, she told them, huh?
The little girl's older sister's friend, under the username suprisemailbox, posted the note on Reddit, and for the most part, the comments are funny (you know, versus cruel). Just about everyone seems amused -- or completely freaked out -- by this tough-talkin' kid! But how could you not be?! Kids are so darn entertaining when they're all riled up and making empty but adorable completely serious threats to grown-ups.
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Actually, I wouldn't put that whole "make your life a nitemare [sp]" part past any kid who is blocked from getting online. Seriously, this note isn't just a total laugh riot. It is also a major lesson to parents, aunts, uncles, any authority figure. Watch your back. When kids are given access to shiny, bright, web-surfing gadgets and then it's taken away, there will be hell to pay!
Does this crack you up? What's the funniest angry note your kid has ever written you?
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People take things to seriously. (Most of the above commentors) What the hell can a seven year old do? As soon as you ground them they will know that threat got underskin and do it again in the future. If my mom laughed at something I was serious about, I never did it again because it didn't work. Anyways, I think it's hilarious.
If they threatened fart on me, or stab me in my sleep, it makes no difference. Allowing a child to issue a threat to get their way, is training them to be disrespectful bullies.
I don't think its either funny or scary. My kid ever did anything like that, I'd show her exactly what a 'nightmare' HER life would become if she threatened ME or her dad like that.
Methinks mom & dad have already dropped the parenting ball more than a few times already. My kidlet is 15, and we STILL haven't heard anything REMOTELY that hateful...nothing even CLOSE.
Yikes, can you imagine whats in store for this family when she hits 13?!!
NOT FUNNY!!! wait till shes a teenager!!!
Yeah, I'd have to agree with the4mutts, also. In fact, my not-quite 5 year old started to get a little demanding when it came to the electronics. Guess what? She lost the use of said electronics until she could learn to ask nicely again. We've not had any problems since. That's not to say the war is won, I'm sure we will butt heads again. Kid's got a double dose of stubborn with the DNA she got from her dad and me. LOL
'Watch your back" is right with this kid. At 7 years old, her parents can deny her anything they please, except a roof over her head and healthy food. Nothing funny about a spoiled brat.