25 Signs You're Raising a Country Kid

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child outside countrysideWhen I flip through old pictures of my daughter, there's always one that makes me stop and grin. There she is all little girl with her blonde hair in pigtails. And there are her hands, wrapped around the steering wheel of a tractor. There is no mistaking it. I am raising a country kid.

Now let me explain that. I am raising my kid in a country setting, but raising a "country kid" is about more than location. It's a way of life, and it's an attitude. And if you've got one of these kids on your hands, there are some pretty easy tells. Take a look at this list, and you'll know your kid is a country kid if he/she ...

  1. Read about sidewalks in that Shel Silverstein book but has never actually walked on one
  2. Learned to drive a tractor before she lost all her baby teeth
  3. Knows milk comes from cows because he watched his best buddy milk one
  4. Has had a lifetime hunting license since his first birthday
  5. Has never tasted water better than the stuff that comes straight out of the garden hose
  6. Has gone to a birthday party where the kids' entertainment included one of the following: ice fishing, one small go-cart for all six kids to take turns whizzing around the yard, a slip and slide ...
  7. Waits all year for tractor parade day
  8. Considers a weekend a total failure if she has not gotten muddy at least once
  9. Has eaten anything killed by a relative
  10. Measures distance in hours25 signs you're raising a country kid
  11. Has been waiting tables at pancake breakfasts, ham suppers, and ziti dinners since she was old enough to hold two plates without dropping them
  12. Has never been caught texting at school ... because they can't get service there
  13. Has been known to walk around the backyard stark naked (and you didn't bat an eye)
  14. Has her own kid-sized helmet for riding the four-wheeler
  15. Can name every single person in her grade (not just her classroom)
  16. Has a teacher who regularly calls him by his cousin's name ... or his uncle's
  17. Rides her bike down the middle of the road because there are never any cars on it anyway
  18. Worries that her favorite teddy bear is going to get carried off by a raccoon when she leaves it outside overnight
  19. Stays up late on summer nights to catch fireflies
  20. Is immune to the smell of manure
  21. Has never gone for a swim in water where he could see the bottom
  22. Prefers to go barefoot outside
  23. Has a favorite tree for climbing
  24. Calls the person who watches her while Mom and Dad are at work her babysitter (or Grandma)
  25. Strips down when she comes in from playtime, ready to be checked for ticks

Are you raising a country kid? How can you tell?

If your kid doesn't fit, check out: 25 Signs You're Raising a City Kid.


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Kentrina Drake-Kimball

Your daughter has a Blue Ribon from showing a cow at the county fair at 3 years old. :)

Stacey. Stacey.

Goes to the fair just to walk the Llamas, Lives for 4H, Raises farm animals knowing they are to be used for food later, Has known how to filet fish since a knife could be held without supervision

Hi_Rae Hi_Rae

This sounds like my life growing up :)

stace... stacey541

When they get startled by a siren because they have never heard one before (just happened with my 4 year old and an ambulance...)

PonyC... PonyChaser

has a birthday party involving ponies, archery, or bb shooting... in your "back yard", and none of the ponies or equipment was rented. (we've had all three)

Has "helped drive" a combine bigger than your house.

nonmember avatar Sara

Ah yes, this is how my husband and I grew up, and how we intend to raise our kids someday! I'm still amazed that other people don't measure distances in how long it takes to get there. I haven't the slightest idea how many miles it is to anywhere I go, work is "22 minutes" away!

When we moved to Connecticut from New Hampshire (briefly, we're back now), a friend said "I'll show you some cool back roads"... well all his "cool" back roads were paved. We couldn't figure out when we were going to get to them! Not exactly "off roading"!

nonmember avatar Cminca

Is so used to drinking raw milk that they shake every bottled liquid before they pour it.

Lovem... Lovemykidstw

Wait.... You can measure things in miles instead of hours? ;). This list fits my kids so well! My husband & I both grew up on farms & our kids will too.

& my daughter does have a kid size helmet for the 4wheeler lol!

Also if I ask my 3 yr old daughter what color a tractor is, instead of saying 'green', she says it's 'John Deere'!

nonmember avatar hs

This was basically my family growing up lol. I still can't tell how far something away is in miles but I can tell you exactly how long it'll take to get there! Had no idea this was a country thing :). My son is a lil bit country a lil bit city. We play outside a lot but on the pavement mostly. He's been horseback riding with his aunt. He's 3 lol. Has def been to parties where everyone takes turns on the go karts and 4 wheelers! Haha! I so hope he's more country than city as he continues to grow :)

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