If there's one thing worse than a child who curses, it's a child who curses poorly. That's why this week I decided to focus on teaching your children how to curse properly ... specifically using the F-word.
I decided to write a poem to teach kids. It's called "Everyone Says 'Fuck-Off'" and it's a lot like "Everybody Poops" but with less poop and more cursing.
Plus, it's on video so I don't have to type.
Or, I should say, everybody fucking wins.
And now, a reading of Everyone Says "Fuck-Off":