If there's one thing worse than a child who curses, it's a child who curses poorly. That's why this week I decided to focus on teaching your children how to curse properly ... specifically using the F-word.
I decided to write a poem to teach kids. It's called "Everyone Says 'Fuck-Off'" and it's a lot like "Everybody Poops" but with less poop and more cursing.
Plus, it's on video so I don't have to type.
EVERYONE WINS.
Or, I should say, everybody fucking wins.
And now, a reading of Everyone Says "Fuck-Off":
This Hot Dad Wants to Do Your Ironing
KStew Refuses to Shower
This Hot Dad Wants to Cook You Dinner
This Hot Dad Cooks AND Does the Dishes
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That was fantastic!
And to all those who are going to bash this (because we all know someone is going to say 'omg this is horrible, I'm perfect and never think this, blah blah blah').... "F--- OFF!" :)
I love it...so true in so many words.