Lesson 29: Teaching Your Children to Curse (VIDEO)

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girlIf there's one thing worse than a child who curses, it's a child who curses poorly. That's why this week I decided to focus on teaching your children how to curse properly ... specifically using the F-word.

I decided to write a poem to teach kids. It's called "Everyone Says 'Fuck-Off'" and it's a lot like "Everybody Poops" but with less poop and more cursing.

Plus, it's on video so I don't have to type.

EVERYONE WINS.

Or, I should say, everybody fucking wins.

And now, a reading of Everyone Says "Fuck-Off":

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Young... YoungHold

That was fantastic!

nonmember avatar Megan Ermey

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful! :)

xochi... xochickeyox

And to all those who are going to bash this (because we all know someone is going to say 'omg this is horrible, I'm perfect and never think this, blah blah blah').... "F--- OFF!"  :)

nonmember avatar Melody

WIN!!!

Mommy... Mommy_Waller

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN RIGHT!

nonmember avatar Bob Baker

FanFuckinTastic That Was Just Great Jenny And So Eloquently Read Too !!!

nonmember avatar Mayor Gia

HAHAHAHA I love it. It's true, all kids should know. When can I expect this in print??

nonmember avatar Carrie

That was truly brilliant, Jenny.

Bridg... Bridget_momof3

I love it...so true in so many words.  big smile mini

nonmember avatar Gabs

Life-changing words.

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