Lesson 29: Teaching Your Children to Curse (VIDEO)

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girlIf there's one thing worse than a child who curses, it's a child who curses poorly. That's why this week I decided to focus on teaching your children how to curse properly ... specifically using the F-word.

I decided to write a poem to teach kids. It's called "Everyone Says 'Fuck-Off'" and it's a lot like "Everybody Poops" but with less poop and more cursing.

Plus, it's on video so I don't have to type.

EVERYONE WINS.

Or, I should say, everybody fucking wins.

And now, a reading of Everyone Says "Fuck-Off":

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