Well, you had to know sooner or later. Mom, your Facebook friends hate you. No, really. If the knowledge that someone was flagging our breastfeeding photos wasn't enough of a clue that there was a jerk in our midst, a few hundred women just let the cat out of the bag.
In a survey by daily deal site Eversave, 57 percent of women said they have a "proud mom" friend on Facebook who annoys the pants off of them. Before you run off crying, a word. Buck up mom; this isn't high school. That's their problem, not ours.
I almost get where these people are coming from. Almost. We all have the person we unfriended because their posts were driving you up the flipping wall. Maybe they were seriously on the other side of the political coin, and couldn't stop talking about it. Maybe they said some hurtful things. Maybe you unfriended them in real life and finally got around to dropping them off your Facebook page.
But that's where I diverge from the passive aggressive "oooh, I'm going to whine that she's too into her kids" survey takers. They piss and moan that moms talk about their kids too much. I unfriend and keep treating my Facebook like it's supposed to be: a reflection of me.
I try to shy away from being an "oversharer." Some kids' funny just does not translate to the interwebs. I get it. But I can't go in that other "whitewash" the kid out of my life Facebook direction. This is the person I bathe and read bedtime stories to, the person I get off the bus and do homework with. I do everything in my power to spend as much time with her as possible as elementary school offers her a more active social life than my own. She doesn't define me. But she certainly spends more time with me than any other person in my life at the moment, the husband included. And you friended me to find out about my life, correct?
So, sometimes my friends get goofy comments on parenting -- a la this gem from the other night: "Board games to play with the fam: $20. Glass of wine: $4. Watching husband and daughter BOTH dance her hip hop routine to Justin Bieber: PRICELESS." A little bit of family. A little bit of me. It's a perfect summation of an evening chez Sager. It got 14 likes, including four people who are child-free. I'm not bragging. But if you found it annoying or bothersome, you better not ask me out for lunch anytime soon. You're going to get a lot more just like it.
The problem here isn't with "proud moms" but with Facebook "friendship." When I meet my child-free best friend from high school for lunch, I want to hear about her trip to Florida for spring break, about how she and her husband are talking about adopting a new puppy. About all her kid-free stuff that makes up who she is. And she wants to hear about my kid. It's part of the give and take of friendship, and I love that Facebook fills in the gaps that keep us apart for months at a time.
If you can't apply that same rubric to your Facebook "friends," to put it bluntly: why the hell are you friends with them? You can hate me for talking about my kid, or you can unfriend me. Your call.
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Comments (33)
"That's their problem, not ours."
Yup. That about sums it up. If they don't want to hear about my kids, then they don't want to hear about my life and aren't great friends anyway. No loss.
I think people are more annoyed with the constant "My kid is the smartest, most beautiful, most advanced kid that ever lived" posts than the ones where they you say something funny like watching your DD and husband dance. And, truely, I think it goes back to bragging and boasting in general. No one wants to hear that you just got a 50K raise when they've been laid off recently, no one wants to hear that you got a new Lexus when their 1993 Honda Accord just broke down again, etc. People needs to realize their is a difference between talking about their life and constantly bragging about it.
I don't mind most mom comments because I am one and I have from time to time shared my son's milestones, triumphs and heartbreaks (when he was hospitalized last year FB became a source of comfort and actually knowlege because the girl that sat behind me in middle school, her son went through the same thing so for the first time in 25 years we actually had something in common but I wasn't constant in my updates because a.) I was busy and b.) nothing worse than airmchair diagnosis) What i find annoying are the inane updates (joey has gone down for a nap, joey just woke up, joey just made a poo poo in my diaper...at this point I just want to say it's time for you to have a date night and not just mothers but anyone for that matter) I also can't stand re-posts of any kind "Dogs Week...if you have a dog and love him and cuddle him, copy and paste this into your status to show how much you love your dog" I have deleted many of them or at least hidden them because they clog my feed (hiding mostly family members because for some reason they lack imagination and still get caught up in the 70's chain mail craze)
Mom's and their brag stories or even stories of woe don't necessairly bother me as (up to a certain point, I had one mom that I had to delete because I was convinced that she had munchausan by proxy for the amount of "illnesses" and trips to the ER she was making at least once a week for her newborn and it made me nervous being her "friend") In saying that, it is your facebook and write whatever you want about whatever but don't be surprised if your comment section dwindles and your friend stock goes down :) No one cares that you just ate a bagel.
Yes, thank you jeanne! I get so tired of the people who are all "stop posting about your kid or your pregnancy" etc. If you don't want to hear it then, yes, delete and unfriend. As the most important part of my life IS my child and my family then that is certainly what I will update about. If you don't like it then that really is your problem, sorry, and if i find that you unfriended me then I will take it as a sign that we weren't that great of friends to begin with!
I can't figure out when facebook supposedly became about what others want to hear rather than about what you want to share. Didn't the status bar always ask "what's on your mind?" As in, what's going on in your life, and not, "what do you think your friends will appreciate?" There are just too many opinions out there for me to satisfy all of them all of the time. I can't be sensitive to everyone all at once. If that's what I'm supposed to be doing, then I may as well stop updating altogether to avoid the inevitable annoyances.
I'll admit, I am probably that "annoying" mom...but I don't really care. If they don't like it...unfriend me or hide my wall posts so you don't see them. Not a big deal. After have a child fight cancer from the time he was 3 months, and is now almost 2 and he is still ALIVE, dang right I'm going to boast about my son and his twin brother and sister! I'm thankful everyday for every little thing my kids do, because I could have lost my son. I talk about the daily silly things the kids do or say, and a new accomplishment, I do not say my kids are better than anyone else's EVER. Because all kids are wonderful.
I agree that it's the oversharing/constant updating, not the kid content. I had one person I had to get rid of because she would do things like talk about her period. Seriously?? Talking about your kid's poop? Also wrong. I also have a few people who seem to update every few minutes. That's too often. Whether your single and telling me about what friend you're about to see, followed by where you guys are eating, followed by... anything, or you're a mom doing the same type of thing but baby themed - it's too often. Limit thyself. There is no reason that you shouldn't talk about your pregnancy or kids on Facebook. What you should do, is learn Facebook ettiquette so that you're not annoying. It's like typing in all-caps - learn the rules.