Miley Cyrus Turns 18! Birthday Marks Beginning of Real Rebellion?

Brittny Drye
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Miley CyrusMiley Cyrus turns 18 today, which means parents who get all bent out of shape because of her pole dancing, racy photos, and club hopping can no longer complain.

We may not see her simultaneously smoking a ciggy while being filmed having sex during a skydive, but legally speaking, it could happen. And there's nothing you can say about it.

So for those of you out there who still want to hold her to her Hannah Montana days, better cover your kids' eyes now. Check out the 15 things she can enjoy now that she's of age:

Smoking: If photogs catch her sucking on a ciggy, there's not a damn thing we can say about it, even if it is a disgusting habit. She's 18 and can therefore legally buy cigarettes.

Tattoos: She clearly got around the law with this one with a guardian's permission. Three times to be exact.

Skydive: One of the most incredible experiences of my life, I highly recommend skydiving. Maybe we'll see it in one of her music videos?

Stripper: If the music industry doesn't work out for her, Miley now can take up the fine art of stripping if she so chose. Hey, she's had plenty of practice lap dancing.

Credit card: With all the dough that she makes, I highly doubt that she needs to charge anything, but it's a good way to build credit. Shop responsibly, Miley!

Clubbing: The first thing I did when I turned 18 was dance my booty off at a (now looking back) super cheesy club. Though Miley has been spotted in clubs before, I can only guess since she's now of age, she'll make it more of a habit.

Participate in the lottery: Okay, if Miley wins the lottery, I'm going to be really pissed.

Enjoy porn: Whether it's in the form of strip clubs, movies, websites -- it'll all available to her now. Maybe she'll learn some new moves for her performances?

Vote: Too bad she just barely missed the crazy congressional election.

Live on her own: With her parents going through a divorce, now would be the perfect time to move out on her own. It'd be a nice escape from the family tension, and she wouldn't have to choose whether to live with mom or dad.

Join the military: Hope she doesn't quit her day job in exchange of being super patriotic. The idea of having someone like Miley fighting for our country doesn't thrill me.

Buy and carry a weapon: It may not be common to carry a rifle in the back of your car in Los Angeles, but remember, she's a Tennessee girl.

Go to adult jail: Let's hope that she stays away from drugs because if she follows the path of stars like Lindsey Lohan, it'll be straight to the big girl slammer.

Sign legal documents: She may still need her mom to look out for her best interest (come on, she's still only 18, not 30), but she can now legally sign all of those docs that come her way without a guardian's signature following it.

She can own a monkey: I'm simply saying, if the girl wants a pet monkey, in most states, you have to be 18 in order to get a license to do so.

What were you most excited about being able to legally do when you turned 18?

 

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