Sure you might drive-through instead of turn on the oven more often than not. Maybe your TV is a babysitter. But even if you don't give a damn about corn syrup consumption, you're still not as bad as Maria 'Chata' Leon. This mother of 13
The woman who is asking for help in finding a way to make her son not be gay anymore. You know, since kicking the 14-year-old out of the house didn't work.
Hiding the makings of meth in your kid's backpack does not a good mommy make.
Using a toddler to gain entrance into a home so you can rob them hopefully means you won't be a mom for much longer.
Yep, if you're keeping your kid off the cigs, you're already doing one better than this mom.
Toddler dragging, or just dressing to embarrass the hell out of their offspring, there's a whole book dedicated to horrifying examples of motherhood (and Wal-Mart shoppers).
Mama's gotta get a pack of smokes! Here, baby, you drive. We know how this one ends, and this mom only has herself to blame for leaving her kid in a running car so she could get her fix.
Or even worse, the mom that forced her son to kill his hamster when he brought home a bad grade. That is effed up, mom.
Notice a pattern? A lot of these poor kids are victims of their mom's drug habits. Don't do that, and you'll be better than this Facebook user who was clearly uploading photos while high.
Tragically, there are a number of these. But most recently Shaquan Duley suffocated her two children and blamed it on a car accident.
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