When you spend the day writing about stuff like this, it takes a lot to horrify you.
But when someone asked me how much it would cost to get her kid a library card, I was horrified.
If there's anything every American child should know, it's the wondrous world that is the library.
And chief among its wonders is the price.
Abso-frickin-lutely free.
You know what they say about the best things in life . . .
That there are kids out there NOT using the library makes me cringe. I started my daughter off with story hour when she was just a baby (Mother Goose hour made specifically for the youngest kids), then transitioned her to taking out books on my card by the time she was old enough not to chew on them.
Then this summer came the moment I'd been working toward since she came out of my stomach.
She was finally 5, and officially eligible for her first library card.
I'm still smacking myself for not getting a picture of the moment. On a scale of childhood milestones, it ranks an 8 or 9 for me.
Forgive me, but decades later I still remember my first library card number -- J4149 -- and can still find it in my messy child's print on the rear page of many a book in our town library. The "J" stood for "junior," like the driver's permit before they let you take to the open road alone.
And I took to the road like a NASCAR driver. It's that library card I credit with my job today, and the pile of books that continues to grow on my bedside table because I never don't have a book going.
Turns out September is National Get Your Lazy Butt to the Library and Get Your Kid a Card Month (OK, that's just my name for it --the American Library Association decided they'd prefer to attract flies with sugar).
Come on, there's no time like the present to get the kids out of your hair -- and stick their noses in a book.
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Comments (22)
I love the library. I also love to read! I am hoping my daughter has my love of reading. I take her and let her pick out new books all the time. We miss story time a lot though because our schedule seems to not fit with theirs. It makes me sad! But I do let her pick out the books she takes home and we read them over and over.
I remember my daughter getting her first library card too! She was so proud of herself and so was I :)
i love to read. i'm going to try to interest my son in reading too. i can't wait til he's big enough to pick out books he wants me to read to him.
I just wanna say it is not free where I live to get a library card.
We went and got my 3 yr old his first library card about a month ago and I couldn't wait! The library is such a great (FREE!!) resource for ALL ages.
Our library is totally free, not even a charge for late books!
We go to the library a couple times a week. I love it there. My son is to young for his own card, but I can't wait! I remember getting my first library card, it was such a wonderful feeling. I think I still have it some where in the house, LoL!