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Dear Meghan and Harry's Unborn Child Who Will Never Be King Like Me,
Cousin, first let me congratulate you on the epic timing of your baby announcement. The choice was on point, friend! Everyone knows that babies are always bigger news stories than weddings. Announcing your impending arrival just two days after Eugenie’s wedding, which clearly stole her British royal wedding thunder, was wicked. Well played, you. I’m only jealous that I didn’t think of it myself.
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