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The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

ParentingPublished Feb 24, 2017
By Ashley Austrew
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MUMSIEesq/TwitterParenting is not for the faint of heart. There's sleep deprivation, unexpected tantrums, and just when you think you've got the whole mom thing figured out, the kids reach a new milestone and totally turn the tables on you.

Sometimes being a parent gets so tough, the only thing you can do is laugh. That's why we're so grateful for the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they perfectly sum up the wild, hilarious, and totally WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, 16 of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

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Precious moments
MamaFizzles/Twitter

Precious moments

@MamaFizzle reminds us it really is the little things.

2/16
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#MomLife
OneFunnyMummy/Twitter

#MomLife

It's like @OneFunnyMummy is living our lives.

3/16
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Yay traffic?
MotherPlaylist/Twitter

Yay traffic?

Like @MotherPlaylist, we'll take "me time" wherever we can get it.

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4/16
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Hoarders: Toddler Edition
MUMSIEesq/Twitter

Hoarders: Toddler Edition

How could you, @MUMSIEesq?!

5/16
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So much for sleep training
TheCatWhisprer/Twitter

So much for sleep training

Honestly, @TheCatWhisprer's toddler sleeps longer than most.

6/16
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Bring the hand sanitizer
yenniwhite/Twitter

Bring the hand sanitizer

And don't forget to read the Yelp reviews, @yenniwhite.

7/16
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You can't live without coffee
R_A_Dadass/Twitter

You can't live without coffee

And just like that, @R_A_Dadass made beer bongs a perfect baby shower gift.

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8/16
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Facebook or FAKEbook?
SarcasticMommy4/Twitter

Facebook or FAKEbook?

Too real, @sarcasticmommy4. We're still recovering from that last trip to the zoo.

9/16
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Not so cute
MyMomologue/Twitter

Not so cute

More like a stampede, amiright @MyMomologue?

10/16
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Lost in translation
charliecapen/Twitter

Lost in translation

@CharlieCapen, if you figure out, we could use an interpreter over here.

11/16
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Tooth Fairy fail
Cheeseboy22/Twitter

Tooth Fairy fail

I feel like @Cheeseboy22's tooth fairy is new on the job.

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12/16
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Kids say the darnedest things
andyasadjective/Twitter

Kids say the darnedest things

Don't cry where they can see you, @andyasadjective.

13/16
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Playdate problems
ramblinmama/Twitter

Playdate problems

@ramblinmama perfectly explains why all parents hate birthday parties (and class parties, and the zoo, and the park, and leaving the house...).

14/16
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This is why we can't have nice things
Dadpression/Twitter

This is why we can't have nice things

We forgive you, @Dadpression, but only because our battering ram just bumped into yours and now they're both crying.

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Good intentions, terrible outcome
simoncholland/Twitter

Good intentions, terrible outcome

Well, obviously, she can't use the disposal, @simoncholland -- there's probably a Barbie in it.

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More money, more LEGO
Twitter.com/moooooog35

More money, more LEGO

It's okay, @moooooog35. Our kids used our retirement fund on Shopkins, too.

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