The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week


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Everything changes once you become a parent -- and not just in the adorable, "life is so much sweeter now" kind of way. Sure, kids are cute, but they also bring huge messes, utter exhaustion, and random bodily fluids (yikes) -- and they make almost everything you do just a little bit harder.

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Being a parent never really gets easier, but it helps if you at least have a good sense of humor. That's why we love the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they sum up the funniest, most annoying, and most WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, a collection of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

1. Kids: The kryptonite of your self-image.

2. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the fire hydrant.

3. Consider yourself warned.

4. Call 911.

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5. The truth is out there.

6. The toddler asks that you respect his privacy during this very difficult time.

7. We're too hard on ourselves.

8. Toy: 0, Trash: 10,000.

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9. Seriously, what's up with that?

10. Time stands still.

11. I'm not crying. You're crying.

12. You know, like vampires.

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13. Um. Same.

14. I mean, it is pretty tragic.

15. Hanging tough.

16. The kitchen is closed. Scram!

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