The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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Everything changes once you become a parent -- and not just in the adorable, "life is so much sweeter now" kind of way. Sure, kids are cute, but they also bring huge messes, utter exhaustion, and random bodily fluids (yikes) -- and they make almost everything you do just a little bit harder.


Being a parent never really gets easier, but it helps if you at least have a good sense of humor. That's why we love the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they sum up the funniest, most annoying, and most WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, a collection of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

1. Props on the perfect timing, kid.

2. This is your life now.

3. Cherish every moment, especially this one.

4. Must. Be. Quiet.

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5. It's like they have cuss word radar.

6. Sometimes lying is necessary.

7. Apparently it's not "just a phase."

8. Nothing to see here.

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9. I'm looking at you, party favor goody bags.

10. Honestly, it was probably a better workout.

11. How the mighty have fallen.

12. Um ... go ask your dad?

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13. Moderation is the key.

14. Whoever said "choose your battles" clearly didn't have toddlers.

15. So cute, so oblivious.

16. Well, when you put it that way ...

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