The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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Everything changes once you become a parent -- and not just in the adorable, "life is so much sweeter now" kind of way. Kids are adorable, but they also bring huge messes, utter exhaustion, and random bodily fluids (yikes), and they make almost everything you do just a little bit harder.


Being a parent never really gets easier, but it helps if you have a good sense of humor. That's why we love the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they sum up the funniest, most annoying, and most WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, a collection of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

1. *Sniff* It goes by so quickly.

2. Somehow this doesn't seem as sexy.

3. Kids know just how to put you in your place.

4. Don't you hate it when that happens?

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5. No one is coming to save you, but points for creativity.

6. #Romance. Seriously.

7. The scariest words in the English language: "I'm done."


8. Still sounds better than Chuck E. Cheese's.

9. How about a model that cleans up pee accidents at 3 a.m.?

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10. Pro-tip.

11. Sure, your baby is gifted, but is he as smart as this giraffe?

12. How did they even parent before YouTube?

13. So weird how ball pits are actually just full of strep.

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14. I've heard the calories only count if you get caught.

15. Seriously, go play at someone else's house.

16. Goldfish are the glitter of kid snacks.

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