15 Brutally Honest Mother's Day Cards That Should Exist IRL
There's no shortage of Mother's Day cards out there in the world. Thanks to big-box stores and online print shops, it's pretty easy to find just about any kind of card for mom, from the sweet and sentimental to the snarky and wildly inappropriate. But, one thing most of these cards have in common is that they fail to thank moms for the sacrifices we're really making for our kids.
Motherhood isn't pretty. It's exhausting and it keeps us running around the clock. There are leaky boobs, perineal stitches, sleepless nights, poop (so much poop! and a good amount of pee and vomit, too!), as well as a million other tiny things we endure in order to make sure our kids stay happy and healthy. Like that not-hot-anymore cup of coffee we get to drink. Every. Single. Morning. Of. Our. Lives. Can't it just be hot once?
Is motherhood all bad? Of course it's not! We love it, and that's why we do it. But, a Hallmark card with some tender message in scrolling gold script about our wisdom and unconditional love just isn't going to cut it this year. That's why we've put together this lineup of unique, blatantly honest Mother's Day cards that give thanks for all the things moms really do behind the scenes -- yes, even the gross stuff.
Here, 15 funny and totally honest cards that mom should actually get on Mother's Day.
A reminder to switch to iced coffee
Motherhood is beautiful and fulfilling, but cold coffee is the official drink of sadness. At least this card proves they're aware of the damage they're doing to your morning pick-me-up.
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I love you THIS much
That's a pretty big unit of measurement. It almost makes all the bruises on the soles of your feet seem worth it.
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A moment of silence (literally)
All you really want is some peace and quiet. This card gives you that ... for as long as you can successfully pretend you haven't finished reading it.
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