16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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It's almost the end of another long week, which means only one thing when you're a parent: pretty much nothing. Unfortunately, this gig -- and the endless laundry, lots of whining, and delightful under-eye bags that come with it -- requires your attention 24/7, 365 days a year. But hey, it's not all bad, because we've rounded up another batch of the funniest parenting tweets of the week to keep you laughing all weekend long.


Every week, the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter sum up the funniest, most annoying, and most WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, 16 of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

1. DJ Mom in the house.

2. My style is eclectic, OK?

3. Don't tell me: Your baby already sleeps through the night, too.

4. Pretty sure this "mute" button is lying.

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5. Could you at least put some salsa on it?

6. You don't know my life!

7. At least they have an excuse.

8. it's like they're trying to say we're bad cooks...

9. Smart move.

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10. An inconvenient truth.

11. Cherish every moment 37 hours.

12. Need I remind you how long I was in labor?

13. Accurate. Painfully accurate.

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14. Dinner will be ready in two Bubble Guppies!

15. You have to admire their dedication.

16. The Struggle Is Real: A Toddler Story.

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