The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (purse in grocery cart)

It's the end of another long week, which means only one thing if you're a parent: pretty much nothing. Unfortunately, this gig -- and the endless laundry, lots of whining, and delightful under-eye bags that come with it -- requires your attention 24/7, 365 days a year. But hey, it's not all bad, because kids are kinda cute. Plus, you've got CafeMom's funniest parenting tweets of the week to keep you company.


Every week, the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter sum up the funniest, most annoying, and most WTF parts of being a parent in 140 characters or less. Here, a collection of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

1. Shopping with kids or survival of the fittest? Same diff.

2. Moms gotta stick together.

3.#ToddlerLogic. You can't beat it.

4. The end is nigh.

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5. Is there a Kickstarter for this?

6. I mean, he's not wrong.

7. And then it repeats.

8. They're just trying to help us make friends, right?

9. That should be a job interview question, TBH.

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10. *Roars until everyone has their shoes on*

11. Just keep chugging -- the wine, that is.

12. So unfair.

13. It's our job to teach kids all the important life skills.

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14. Suddenly that Coca-Cola display looks verrry attractive.

15. So much for not negotiating with terrorists.

16. And then they cry and ask for a different snack.

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