8 Reasons Moms Totally 'Can't' Be Sexy
LifestylePublished Jul 6, 2017
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As soon as you pop out a baby, your sole purpose is to service your new tiny overlord. Your body exists merely as a feeding receptacle, one that is useful only to your child. You don't need to feel beautiful with makeup or trendy clothes -- you're a MOM now. So it stands to reason that with your new maternal status, it is time to sacrifice yourself wholly and fully accept the fact that you can never be sexy again. Here are 8 totally not sarcastic* reasons moms can't be sexy.
*Clearly we are being sarcastic.
Obviously sexiness completely disappears once pregnancy sets in -- so what's the point of trying after a baby?
She totally doesn't look sensual at all.
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