The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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Before you have kids, you imagine parenthood will be like the last five minutes of every episode of Full House. There will be tough moments, sure, but it will also be full of important life lessons, sappy music, and adorable little babies running around saying, "You got it, dude!" Once you actually have kids, reality slaps you in the face like a mysteriously wet sock your toddler left sitting on your pillow.

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Parenting is rewarding, but it's also a hell of a lot of hard work, and you won't get through it unless you've got a good sense of humor. That's why we adore the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they sum up the hardest, funniest, and most WTF parenting moments in 140 characters or less. Here, 16 of the funniest tweets by moms and dads we scrolled past this week.

1. Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

2. When your second grader is 7 going on Janet Jackson.

3. We see what you did there.

4. You can't win 'em all.

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5. Why do we hurt the ones we love?

6. Relationships are built on trust and low expectations.

7. Trees can't break up fights, and they never have to cook dinner.

8. Objects in mirror are really trying to have their sh*t together more than it appears.

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9. Kids these days. They have it so easy.

10. When your love language is screaming.

11. So much for that flu vaccine.

12. It's important to have priorities. 

13. We were cool before you got here.

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14. Mom! What's taking so long?

15. Music, like most art, is open to interpretation.

16. Can't argue with that logic.

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