The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week


Everything changes once you become a parent -- and not just in the adorable, "life is so much sweeter now" kind of way. Kids bring messes, exhaustion, random bodily fluids (yikes), and they make almost everything you do just a little bit harder. Parenting never really gets easier, but it certainly helps if you have a good sense of humor. That's why we adore the hilarious moms and dads on Twitter. Every week, they use 140 characters or less to remind us we aren't the only ones living in a total sh-t show. Here, 16 of the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.


1. I may be an adult but I'm still not above petty acts of revenge.

2. Spoiler alert: None of you are my sunshine. That's a title I reserve for the pizza delivery guy.

3. "If you wanna be my favorite, you gotta go do some math..."

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4. Just because I'm a parent doesn't mean I have all the answers.

5. Pancakes have always seemed a little bit like a cry for help, tbh.

6. Google is the reason we can't have nice things.

7. "I am woman, hear me roar, watch me clean unidentified liquids off the floor..."

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8. Kids: Making us feel young and hip since never.

9. Funny how that works.

10. Turns out your mind isn't the only thing that's gone missing since you became a mom.

11. That sure is a cute Elmo doll. You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to it, would you?

12. They're just so precious, aren't they? *grits teeth*

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13. This can only end badly.

14. So weird how you got passed up for that promotion.

15. Live dangerously.

16. I'm sensing a pattern here.

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