The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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Being a parent is one of life's greatest joys, but that doesn't always mean it's a walk in the park. Kids are possibly the most challenging people on earth, and it seems like every day they find new ways to test our boundaries and threaten our sanity. It's impossible to get through a typical day as a parent unless you have a good sense of humor, and that's where the funny moms and dads on Twitter come in. Every week, they perfectly capture our frustrations, darkest thoughts, and LOL moments in 140 characters or less. Here, 16 of the funniest parenting tweets we scrolled past this week.

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1. I love and cherish all of my children equally, sort of.

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2. The road to hell is paved with Lego and Polly Pockets.

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MamaFizzles/Twitter

3. And, just like that, you wish you could take back every bad thing you've ever said about your in-laws.

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Mommy_Cusses/Twitter

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4. "You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both, and there you have the facts of life..."

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5. That awkward moment when getting robbed would be less messy.

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6. They grow up so fast.

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7. Spoiler alert: It doesn't really get easier.

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8. Well, you know what they say: The couple that argues in public together ... wait, that's not right.

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9. It's important to always look on the bright side.

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RamblinMa/Twitter

10. If you can find a good babysitter, your options go up to, like, -17.

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11. They need a spot for this in the baby book.

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EverydayGirlDad/Twitter

12. Who says moms aren't appreciated? Oh, right -- our kids.

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UnfilteredMama/Twitter

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13. This has been a test of the pissed-off toddler alert system.

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HowToBeADad/Twitter

14. One day our kids will love us more than they love their snacks. Maybe.

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15. Can you put an entire youth baseball team on timeout? Asking for a friend.

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16. Parenting is all about the sacrifices, really.

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