The 16 Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week

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Parenting is not for the faint of heart. There's sleep deprivation, unexpected tantrums, and just when you think you've got the whole mom thing figured out, the kids reach a new milestone and totally turn the tables on you. Sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh, which is why we're so grateful for the hilarious parents on Twitter. Every week, they perfectly sum up the wildest, silliest, and most WTF parenting moments in 140 characters or less. Here, the funniest tweets by moms and dads we scrolled past this week.


1. That's pretty much all there is to it.

2. Who knew you could paint a bathroom with a single tube of toothpaste?

3. Ah, the joys of parenting during cold season. #Blessed

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4. Dare to imagine a world without Pinterest fails.

5. I don't think that box of Goldfish is gonna make it.

6. Aw, the baby days. So cute ... until they aren't.

7. Just when you thought you were making a dent in those milestones.

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8. Maybe don't touch the underside of the public toilet?

9. The child mind works in mysterious ways.

10. Hey, that's a little mean -- but also 100 percent accurate.

11. In his defense, Halloween is a lot more fun to think about.

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12. Bet you didn't even know this trend had a name.

13. Edward Scissorhands would do a better job, tbh.

14. Um, can she be our new life coach?

15. The struggle is real.

16. You're never fully dressed without a smile?

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