15 Unintentionally Hilarious Letters From Kids to Santa
Ah, kids. They are sources of unintentional humor, aren't they? And know what kids are doing these days? That's right, they're all sitting down to write their letters to Santa -- those long, carefully printed missives containing unfortunate misspellings, outlandish demands, and of course, embarrassment for their parents! Kids do say the darndest things, eh? Especially to the jolly old fat guy who may bring them their every heart's desire for Christmas.
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Aw, writing the Christmas letter to Santa. Has there ever been a more cherished tradition than sitting down and asking Mr. Claus for a new bike or skateboard to open on Christmas Day? Though we love the tradition, we have to admit that not every letter to Santa is one for the scrapbooks. Sometimes our kids unknowingly write the funniest WTF letters to Santa. Yup, we said it. These letters are really, really funny.
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We found the letters to Santa that really are the best thing our readers will see all day. From kooky misspellings, to asking for some questionable gifts this holiday season, to kids who only want what's on the list, these letters will get folks rolling with laughter. So, for kids from 1 to 92, I'm offering some of the funniest Santa letters anyone will read this season!
Helping Dad Get His ... Beer?
Dear Santa,
I have been good this year. I have helped Rose cook dinner. I helped dad gets his beers from the fridge. I helped mum clean the fish tank. I would really like a pink car for Peppa Pig, a Pepper pig doll house, a pink train track, some peppa pig dolls and a heart necklace. And lots of chocolate and lollies Thank you Santa!!! XOXO
Your friend,
Abby
Sorry Makes It All Better
Dear Santa Soree for being bad this year can you give me a copple things for Chrastmas. here is my list
pair of girl stompees
one Direction DVD
one Direction cushion
one Direction bed set
Baby Dolphin
furby accessory set
furby
Sulley
surprise LEGO set
cittin set
thank you santa
Keep It Down, Saint Nick
Dear Santa,
wy do you where a red coat? is it true your raindeer, wich are bonan, blixen, roodalph, ugh, sorry, I tried my best! I have a tree in my bedroom. can you put presents under my tree? if you can thank you! and if you could can you be a little quiet? because my baby brother is a bad sleeper
love, Kai
Application to Be a New Elf
Dear Santa, I would like to go to work for you. I can fold cloths, wash dishes, cook food, feed the raindeer, sew cloths, make cookies, I can get the mail, I can panit pitchers. I can also carve good. I can paint the slay. I can rape presents to.
Your best furcher elf