'Baby Trump' Insults Loser Lightweight Parents Everywhere (GIFS)

trump babyWe have no trouble imagining Donald Trump's taunts coming out of the mouths of babes. Indeed, some of the things he says sound like what the most immature among us might say -- if they could talk. Take a few babies, some Donald Trump quotes, and several "loser" parents -- and here's what would happen.

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Mom: "Tonight, you're going to sleep in your own crib. For the whole night. No coming into Mommy's bed."
Baby:
"You're living in a world of make-believe."

 

Dad: "This damn car seat must be broken! I've spent all afternoon trying to install it!"
Baby: "Dad works really hard but is a guy who just doesn't have it -- a total loser!"

 

Mom: "No, sweetie, the cow doesn't say 'meow,' he says 'moo!'"
Baby: "Sorry, losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

 

Dad: "Uh-oh, better finish your applesauce or Daddy's gonna eat it all up!"
Baby: "What's this guy, a beggar?"

 

Dad: "Maybe it's time for the baby to give up the pacifier."
Mom:
"Yeah, we should work on that ..."
Baby
: "Irrelevant clowns. They sweat and shake nervously as they talk 'bull' about me. Have zero cred."

 

Mom: "What's that you have in your mouth -- a penny? Spit it out!!! No eating pennies!!!"
Baby: "I’ve been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be based on the way you have treated me."

 

Mom: "Oh no, did I put your diaper on wrong in the middle of the night again? You're soaking wet!"
Baby: "Love watching Mom fail!"

 

Dad: "Oh my god, I forgot to pick up the cake for the baby's birthday party!"
Mom: "Oh my god, I forgot to make the goodie bags!"
Baby: "Bunch of clowns. Bunch of real clowns."

 

Mom: "Guess what? Mommy made you mashed sweet potatoes again!"
Baby: "Mom is desperate. No imagination!"

 

Mom: "Look, it's Donald Trump!!"
Baby: "What a stiff, what a stiff."

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