Roses Are Red, Bees Make Honey, These Kid Poems Are Hilariously Funny
Kids' poems have come a looooong way from "Roses are red, violets are blue." Today's little humans seem much more, er, candid, occasionally vengeful, and unintentionally hilarious. (And in a few cases, borderline disturbing!)
If your child has not yet brought home a haiku that's an ode to his underpants or your bad mood, click through the slideshow and marvel at the masterpieces you have to look forward to.
Would you rethink your relationship with your kid if they gave you #12??
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The Honest Touch
Some budding poets write what they THINK you want to hear. Other brave souls give you a sneak peek at their deepest, darkest secrets involving....paper.
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The Small Poem With a Big Story
It's only three lines, but this poem is still somehow packed with action! Intrigue! Mystery! Kudos to this kiddo for packing his poem with some serious narrative.
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The Twisted Ending
And this Mother's Day poem starts off so sweet!
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The Grand Finale
You might THINK you know just where this poem is going -- until you get to the hilarious (and um, smelly) ending. Points for being unpredictable, kid. We hope you made it out alive.
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