19 Unintentionally Inappropriate Sidewalk Chalk Drawings by Little Kids (PHOTOS)
Sidewalk chalk drawings done by kids are a treasure trove of weirdness. Sure, there are an impressively large number of rockets and trees that look like penises (why does every kid draw them that way?) but there are also a lot of words and pictures that expose us to a whole different kind of weird. Chalk art allows us to look through the eyes of children and say, "Nope. You're off by just a hair, and yes, that hair is on what appears to be a testicle."
Let's collectively shake our heads at these sidewalk chalk drawings done by kids that adults see quite differently.
Do you have any pictures of sidewalk chalk drawings by your kids that look like something a little different? Can you top #8?
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Kids Are Terrifying
Not saying we're wusses, but we are saying that if we read this on the sidewalk, we would run the rest of the way home. Unless the lack of an apostrophe was intentional, in which case we would be relieved that whatever was hunting us was hunting us no more.
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Seriously, Though
It's even pink and white, y'all. We just can't.
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That's a Happy Turtle
We don't know much about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles except that they exist and the middle linebacker of the Seahawks is a big fan. But that is one happy ass ninja turtle.
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Speaking of 'Behind'
Aaaaaaaaaaaand thank you for bringing us back down to earth. We think we'll go talk to the kids about how a mom's stomach is like a big squishy pillow and eat a Snickers bar in the corner like a dog.
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Well Said
Nailed it. Nailed all of it.
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