14 Times Toddlers Sounded Like Very Small Mobsters

angry childSometimes it's hard not to laugh when our kids are, well, threatening us. Even though they're mad and heated (most likely at something "mean" we've done), hearing such a sweet little voice say things that, well, aren't so sweet is kind of a trip!

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We asked 14 mamas to spill the most "threatening" comments their kids have ever said to them, and sorry, but they're kind of adorably hilarious ...

"You will PAY for this." -- Said by a 4-year-old girl who was told she couldn't eat a cookie

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"Watch it. You're skating on thin ice!" -- Said by a 5-year-old boy whose mommy was acting naughty

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"You need a time-out!" -- Said by a 3-year-old (whose mommy admittedly needed a glass of wine)

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"I'm not going to be your best friend anymore." -- Said by a 5-year-old who couldn't bring a toy to school

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"You're going to be sorry you said that!" -- Said by a toddler whose mom told her she couldn't have a snack before dinner.

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"I'm going to throw your truck into the dumpster!" -- Said by a 5-year-old who couldn't have a Popsicle

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"I'm moving to California and you're never going to see me again!" -- Said by a heated 4-year-old

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"You stop that right now, or I'm telling Papa to spank your hiney!" -- Said by an angry 2-year-old

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"I'm going to throw myself out of this car right now!" -- Said by a 4-year-old who didn't like the song on the radio

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"I'm going to cut your head off and flush it down the toilet so the alligators eat it." -- Said by a very mad 5-year-old

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"I will have you arrested." -- Said by a 3-year-old whose mom bought generic Nutella

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"I will throw you down these stairs!" -- Said by a 4-year-old who was being carried up the stairs to time out

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"I'm taking your birthday away from you!" -- Said by a 4-year-old who couldn't have more cake

"You're not my one true love anymore." -- Said by a 5-year-old who was reprimanded for being naughty

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Kids. They're kinda gangster.

What threats has your child made?


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