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10 Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes for Moms (PHOTOS)

LifestylePublished Oct 24, 2014
By Maressa Brown
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Although you own your identity as a woman and as an adult after having kids, entrée into motherhood is, inarguably, a game-changer. The fact of the matter: Once your to-do list gets packed with feedings and drop-offs, you may have fewer options when it comes to what to be for Halloween.

And we're not just talking about how some Halloween costumes are way too time-consuming and labor-intensive! Certain styles are downright inappropriate -- in general, of course, but especially for moms! We scoured this year's pickings and rounded up 10 of the most unsuitable ones we could find.

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Check 'em out, and then tell us: Would you ever consider #6 in a million years?!

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'Sexy Wolf'
Yandy.com

'Sexy Wolf'

Little Red Riding Hood will never know what hit her when she sees this "Sexy Wolf" ($108.95, Yandy.com) coming. But, yeah, as much as you may love that fairy tale, this furry look is just a no-no.

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'Ravishing Peacock'
Party City

'Ravishing Peacock'

Some of us adore peacocks, but doing your best impression of a Playboy Bunny doing an impression of a peacock in this glorified lingerie ($49.99, partycity.com) might not be your best bet.

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'Sexy Tux & Ears'
Yandy.com

'Sexy Tux & Ears'

Your little ones may love Disney Junior's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so you think, why not BE the iconic character in this Sexy Tux & Ears costume ($58.95, Yandy.com)?! Uh, maaaybe, but not like this. Don't, just don't.

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'Smokin' Hot Firefighter'
Party City

'Smokin' Hot Firefighter'

This "Hot Firefighter" costume ($39.99, partycity.com) is so smokin' that it even says it right across the strip that covers your bust! Tacky alert!

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'Sexy Rocket Babe'
Yandy.com

'Sexy Rocket Babe'

Why not be a "Sexy Rocket Babe" ($67.95, Yandy.com) for Halloween? Because, no matter how good your impression of Toy Story's Buzz Lightyear, this is just ... plain ... bad.

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'Sexy Olaf'
Yandy.com

'Sexy Olaf'

Frozen fever shows no signs of breaking anytime soon, and even if your kids can't get enough of the Disney/Pixar flick, slipping into this "Sexy Olaf" look (originally available through Yandy.com, but now sold out -- I repeat, SOLD OUT!?) is simply not okay.

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'Furry Electric Party Raver'
Party City

'Furry Electric Party Raver'

Chalk it up to loving Katy Perry or wishing you could get tickets to Ultra Music Festival, but either way, this Adult Furry Electric Raver ($59.99, partycity.com) is pretty frightening. And not in a good, Halloween-y way!

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Sexy 'One-Eyed Master's Helper'
Yandy.com

Sexy 'One-Eyed Master's Helper'

Even if Despicable Me makes you "happy," don't show it with this minion costume ($59.95, Yandy.com).

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'Space Slave'
Yandy.com

'Space Slave'

No one is arguing that Star Wars is a classic. The sort of film we are still talking about, watching, and even imitating with Halloween costumes some 30+ years later. But there's no need to pay tribute with this 'Space Slave' costume ($119.95, Yandy.com), which is clearly the skimpiest Princess Leia look of all time.

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'Sexy Chucky'
Party City

'Sexy Chucky'

Need to get on the fast-track to terrifying and embarrassing your loved ones? Go with this 'Sexy Chucky' costume ($39.99, partycity.com) for sure.

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