
Sooner or later, your kids are going to ask you that dreaded question: Where do babies come from? Sure, you can completely joke about it and claim they were bought at a garage sale or found under a rock. Or you can sit them down and explain exactly what happens. Or better yet, ask them where they think babies come from.
Chances are, their explanations will be far more hilarious, and you can tell them how right they are. (For now.)
Check out #7! Oh my.
Where do your kids think babies come from?
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Brought to the Front Door
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Apple Seeds
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Looooong Kisses
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Eggs
4Image via John Loo/Flickr
"My son said they come from eggs that pop out of a mommy's butt."
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Eating Too Much Pizza
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Santa's Secret
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The Baby Store
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Mommy's Mouth
8Image via Johan Hansson/Flickr
"My son said, 'The baby builds a ladder and crawls out the mother's mouth.'"
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eBay
9Image via Dmitry Barsky/Flickr
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Magic!
10Image via Luz/Flickr
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Baby For Dinner
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Ground Dwellers
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"My 3-year-old son found a hole in the back yard and told me his baby was going to crawl out of it. No idea where that came from -- I'm definitely not pregnant."
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Drive Thru Order
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Morning Sickness Copy
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Good Catch!
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Repeat Operation
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"My oldest son told me that my husband cut a hole in my stomach and put his brother in. And when my younger son was ready to come out, the doctor opened the hole back up."
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Lunch Table Tales
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Only One Option
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"I'm almost 17 weeks with third and my older kids are 5 and 7. My 5 year old was asking where babies come from and my son (the 7-year-old) pipes up, 'Only girls can have babies! You see, boys have pushed out little willies and the babies have nowhere to go. They can't fit.' I left it at that."
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The Store, Obviously
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No Veggies Here
20Image via B. and E. Dudzinscy/shutterstock
"My 4-year-old says babies come from vegetables. 'That's why I don't eat them,' she says! Nice try, kid."
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