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20 Outrageously Inappropriate Cakes for Baby's First Birthday (PHOTOS)

ParentingPublished Mar 14, 2014
By Nicole Fabian-Weber
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Ah, the first birthday cake. We, as parents, want it to be good, right? Memorable. We're not just going to whip up a boxed cake, frost it with some icing, and call it a day. Oh, no, no, no. We need a theme; maybe some fondant; perhaps a few petrifying clown figurines on top to scare the bejeezus out of our child.

If you thought your kid's first birthday cake was bad, check out these 20 hilariously inappropriate cakes. They'll make you rethink that Duncan Hines sheet cake.

Image via Cakewrecks.com

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The Hooters Cake
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The Hooters Cake

Happy first birthday to E.J., indeed ...

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The Brain Cake
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The Brain Cake

Cool cake, but ... yikes!

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The Monkey Cake
Cakewrecks.com

The Monkey Cake

Oh, dear god ...

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The Baby Beer Cake
Cakewrecks.com

The Baby Beer Cake

This is a cake. And on it is a baby drinking a beer.

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The 1 or 2 Cake
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The 1 or 2 Cake

Wait ... how old is this kid?

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The Poop Cake
Mylifeandkids.com

The Poop Cake

Babies do poop a lot ...

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The Beheaded Mickey Cake
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The Beheaded Mickey Cake

Poor Mickey had his head chopped off, and now he lies in a pool of blood.

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The Barnyard Cake
Penispans.com

The Barnyard Cake

Just some animals grazing around.

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The Phallic Balloon Cake
Penispans.com

The Phallic Balloon Cake

Two balloons, or two ... ?

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The Eurocake
Carsten Karl/Flickr

The Eurocake

Beautiful cake, but a little serious for a 1-year-old.

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The Bob the Pooper Cake
Caralin Ruth/Flickr

The Bob the Pooper Cake

Cute cake, but looks like Bob the Builder might need a diaper change.

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Scary Clown Cake
Hubert K/Flickr

Scary Clown Cake

And this right here is how clown nightmares start.

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The Eyeless Minnie Cake
Scott Miller/Flickr

The Eyeless Minnie Cake

But ... where are Minnie's eyes???

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The Cake That's Gonna Eat You
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The Cake That's Gonna Eat You

Your birthday cake will eat you now.

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The First Birthday
avalouandjess/Instagram

The First Birthday

Flashback to that scene in Mean Girls, anyone?

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Peter's Cake
CakeWrecks.com

Peter's Cake

Umm ... that's a one, right? Right?!

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The Cake for ... Dad?
margaritaokulovaevans/Instagram

The Cake for ... Dad?

Happy birthday, Da ... huh? Something doesn't add up here.

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The One Cake
harrison412/Instagram

The One Cake

The "one" cake, for practical families who don't have time for "wishes" or "happy birthdays."

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The Cake by Owen Himself
destinycyan/Instagram

The Cake by Owen Himself

Could Owen have decorated this cake better all by himself? Possibly. Probably.

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The Arm-less One
Mommy Shorts

The Arm-less One

Who took off Elmo's arms??

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