20 Outrageously Inappropriate Cakes for Baby's First Birthday (PHOTOS)
Ah, the first birthday cake. We, as parents, want it to be good, right? Memorable. We're not just going to whip up a boxed cake, frost it with some icing, and call it a day. Oh, no, no, no. We need a theme; maybe some fondant; perhaps a few petrifying clown figurines on top to scare the bejeezus out of our child.
If you thought your kid's first birthday cake was bad, check out these 20 hilariously inappropriate cakes. They'll make you rethink that Duncan Hines sheet cake.
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The Baby Beer Cake
This is a cake. And on it is a baby drinking a beer.
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The Barnyard Cake
Just some animals grazing around.
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Scary Clown Cake
And this right here is how clown nightmares start.
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The Cake That's Gonna Eat You
Your birthday cake will eat you now.
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Peter's Cake
Umm ... that's a one, right? Right?!
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The Arm-less One
Who took off Elmo's arms??
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