Dads Say the Most Inappropriate Things While on Kid Duty at the Park (VIDEO)

dadholesEver wonder what the playground dads are saying to each other? It's funnier than I ever could have imagined. These "dadholes" (a name self-prescribed) have their own motto: Dying is easy. Being a dad is hard. And I'm sure they'll agree that being a mom is just as hard, too.

These dadholes, Chris Wylde and Darrell Britt-Gibson, capture a few moments of playground conversation. Maybe it's not what you've heard any parent say while keeping an eye on their kids playing, but it's no doubt what so many of us have thought. Prepare -- this video is hilarious ... and filled with profanities.



No hitting! No hitting! Oh we've all been there -- whether it's your kid doing the hitting or the one being hit.

These dadholes are saying what's on so many people's minds already. Of course the one dad wishes it was a hot mom or nanny who enjoys keeping secrets instead of another dad sitting next to him. And who hasn't thought of their kid as a little parasite? The cutest, wootest, cutie patootie parasite! And next came the moment I literally laughed out loud. When the one dad tells the other that his son is handsome and the other dad corrects him saying she's a girl and her hair refuses to grow and she loves Star Wars.

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Yo Gabba Gabba? Yo hatey hatey hates it.

When the one dad is happy to learn the girl he thought was a boy is named Jessica, he goes on a little rant about how he hates when parents name kids after a place like Brooklyn or London because then you might as well name your girl "will do anal." OMG.

For the record I don't think that's true at all, but I did laugh. I also laughed when the dad said how he's so glad he had a son because if not he'd have the hottest slut around. Deep-rooted fear there for any parent of a girl. When the dads disperse to get their "little mistakes," the one asks if the other will be there tomorrow. He replies, Yeah unless God shows me mercy and kills me in my sleep. The other dad deadpans, It will never happen. That dad's response: Yeah, I'll live long enough to pay for college and my son's gay wedding.

Funny stuff, dadholes!

What do you think of this video? Be honest, have you ever thought the same kinds of things?

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