You know those cute little temporary tattoos for kids that come in all sorts of characters, shapes, and themes? The ones where you peel off the back strip, place it on their hand (or wherever) you're applying it, press a wet paper towel on it for 30 seconds and voila -- your kid's face light's up like a Christmas tree?

Yeah, well -- apparently not all moms think they're as harmless, innocent, and fun as I do.

Actually, one mom in particular even called tattoos for kids trashy and immoral. (Immoral?!?)

A man has been arrested for tattooing his 14-year-old daughter's wrist. The father, Victor Shane Scroggins, was allegedly tattooing people -- including his own teen -- without a license. There is just something so creepy and wrong about tattooing your underage daughter -- but even more creepy and wrong is what he chose to ink her with. It wasn't a little bird or a rose. He reportedly tattooed "Daddy's Girl" and -- get this -- the logo of gun manufacturer Browning on her skin. Ewww. So wrong.

Did your mom ever tell you "you can't judge a book by its cover"? She's right, and in the latest episode of Tattoo Moms we have your proof.

Doris is a sweet-looking grandma from Wisconsin: gray hair, glasses, retired from the pickle factory. But in fact, she's kind of a nonconformist. Because most grandmas don't have tattoos running up their legs. But Doris does. She's got everything from a tattoo of a pickle to stars and dots representing her children and grandchildren.

Speaking of those children and grandchildren, she's gone to get a tattoo with almost all of them. We meet her daughter Cindy in the episode too.

I love tattoos, as you will see when you watch this video of me getting tattooed for my 40th birthday for CafeMom Studios' Tattoo Moms series. I've gotten tattooed just for the heck of it, have designs on me that I just thought were pretty, and others hold very special meaning. Last year for my birthday, I got my kids' initials in a heart, and this year I added to that arm and got some solid hearts there, too.

I also got a flower tattoo on my shoulder, which symbolizes something very dear to me, and serves as a reminder about life.

Getting matching tattoos is a pretty common rite of passage for a couple. I've always thought it was kind of a questionable idea. Until now, because the latest episode of Tattoo Moms introduces us to a couple who has accomplished the matching tattoo thing in about the coolest way possible.

Sasha and Rob met as children and went to school together until she moved to Boston in high school. They met again in Boston several years later, and have been married almost 10 years (and are the parents of two adorable kids). On their seventh anniversary, they were off on a romantic weekend and decided they'd finally get the matching tattoos they'd been talking about for a long time. They decided on their entwined initials, and it was Rob who had the idea that elevated it from sweet to super-cool.

How often do you tell someone, "Sorry, I can't do (whatever fun thing) right now. We'll have to do it another day." Probably a lot. We've all done it, sometimes as a well-meaning blow-off and sometimes because we genuinely want to do whatever it is but can't carve out the time right then.

But sometimes "another day" never comes. That's what happened to Ingrid. She was going to get a tattoo with her best friend, Toya. But unexpectedly, Toya got sick and died the same week they had planned to get tattoos together. She was only 23.

Ingrid was devastated by the loss of her friend, who was also her son's special aunt. So she decided to get that tattoo the very day after Toya died, and use it both to honor her friend's memory and also to remind herself of the kind of person she wants to be… someone with integrity, who keeps her promises. Watch the video below to hear her touching story and check out her tattoos.

Yikes! Have you seen Lindsay Lohan’s new ink? The troubled starlet arrived in Los Angeles for court Wednesday morning bearing two seriously disturbing new tattoos.

The one on her upper right arms reads simply: "What dreams may come." Shakespeare lovers will recognize the quote as being from Hamlet's famous "to be or not to be" speech, in which the poor prince ponders whether or not to commit suicide. He's wondering what "dreams may come" in the sleep of death. Pretty grim stuff, LiLo. 

Teen Moms flock to tattoo parlors like moths to a flame, and now, it's Maci Bookout's turn to get some new ink. Maybe she saw that Kailyn Lowry's received a lot of attention for her new sleeve and decided to get in on the game, too? It's not that Maci's new to the tattoo scene, though -- her back is filled in with body art.

She's got crooked cupcakes and a Teen Mom logo notebook and her name and some general platitudes about getting through life ... you know, just your average whole-back tattoo that looks like it came free when you super-sized your Happy Meal.