Does your baby stink like stank? If so, you're in luck, because Dolce & Gabbana just released a new baby perfume that promises to make your little one smell sweeter than, well -- a baby.

No, not a perfume that makes you smell like a baby (Love's Baby Soft already came up with that concept in the '80s), but a perfume that is designed specifically for your baby to wear, wait for it -- to enhance the way he/she smells.

Yes, seriously.

Wait -- it gets even more bizarre.

I've heard of grass-scented perfume, dirt-scented perfume, and candy-scented perfume, but Pizza Hut perfume has got to be a first.

It's a real thing, though.

What started as a Facebook joke is now an actual bottle of perfume, manufactured and sent out to 100 lucky (???) Pizza Hut fans.

Read the hilarious details describing this olfactory experience after the jump ... Then tell me in the comments --

Would you wear Pizza Hut perfume?

You know what smells awesome? Pizza. You know who's taking advantage of that? Pizza Hut. The restaurant's PR company posted a tongue-in-cheek question to its Facebook page back in August that read: "Do you love the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened? We thought so. If that smell was a perfume, what would it be called?" They got so many responses that they knew they had to make a Pizza Hut perfume. A little bit bready, a little bit herbally, a lot of bit delicious, the Hut made 100 bottles of their tantalizing elixir and sent it to 100 of their Facebook commenters.

Now. I don't know about you, but I'm kind of into this idea. Food-scented perfume will keep us from having to dollop cheese on our wrists or cookie dough behind our ears to re-create our favorite aromas! So here are 10 other food fragrances I'd like to see bottled and on the shelves.

I am sure Brad Pitt had no idea that Chanel No. 5 ad would be his most buzz-worthy work of the year. But it's not accolades for acting the star is getting hit with. Just call this the TV spot that launched a thousand spoofs.

Usually I would say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but these clips drive home just how ridiculous that perfume commercial really is. Take a look at the 5 most hilarious Brad Pitt-Chanel No. 5 parodies so far.

A 15-minute "live chat" interview with Kristen Stewart yesterday to promote her new Florabotanica fragrance from Balenciaga has to be one of the most refreshingly raw and spontaneous interviews I've seen with the 22-year-old Twilight star in some time. It was so incredibly awkward that the one-hour interview was cut to a quarter of the time, after the sophisticated French interviewer, looking around the set like a deer in headlights, said: "Good. I think we have all the questions answered ..." even though what she was really thinking inside was "HELP ME I'M DROWNING HERE SOMEBODY SAVE ME."

I am totally buying this perfume.

We all saw the first Brad Pitt Chanel ad. All the steaminess. All the monotone sexiness. The pure Brad Pitt corniness. The long hair ... which makes many of us reevaluate our thoughts on men with long hair. Well lucky for all predictable women everywhere who obviously will take any chance to gawk over the fine specimen -- there's a second installment. Using the same script, Pitt is joined by two women lingering in this alternate Chanel universe.

Halfway through the ad, it switches to just good ol' Brad and the camera -- just like the first. I can't help but state the obvious: Was Brad Pitt not good enough by himself? The THOUGHT! As women -- do we need to see other attractive women to want something for ourselves?

Here's what I have to say about Brad Pitt's debut ad for Chanel No. 5: Saturday Night Live is gonna have a field day with this one! Because honestly -- and I mean no offense here, being a dyed-in-the-wool Pitt fan -- for the entire span of this 30-second clip, I was convinced it had to be some kind of joke. Like, Omg, this is the funniest thing I've seen Brad Pitt do in ages -- his comedic genius is totally underrated -- can't wait for the punchline! Wait, why wasn't there a punchline?

I mean, it's true that fragrance campaigns are known for taking themselves waaaay too seriously but Pitt isn't pretentious enough to pull off dialogue this melodramatic. It's like watching Brad Pitt try to keep a straight face while doing a dramatic reading from 50 Shades of Grey.

Britney Spears can go from backwoods casual to high-society chic like no one else. The X-Factor judge was spotted sporting a messy bun (something Julianne Hough and Gabby Douglas might approve of), a black tee, brown shorts, and tan booties -- clearly channelling her inner Louisiana cowgirl -- then posted photos from her Elizabeth Arden fragrance campaign looking like a true Hollywood glamazon. Her new perfume comes out in about three weeks, which seems soon, considering she's just taking the pics now, but no one invited me to help plan the launch, so I guess I should stay out of it.

Just kidding! Let's talk about the two looks she chose for her fragrance ads.