Too hawttt! Britney Spears pranced with a toned tummy and a $20,000 bra for a Twister Dance game commercial this weekend. The pop veteran was looking svelte in the photos she tweeted from the commercial shoot and ...

Wait a minute. Did you say $20,000 bra? THAT dingy gray thing? It's a sports bra. And it's kind of torn, in case no one's noticed.

You can barely even see the wee gold skulls with diamond eyeballs, the dangling Swarovski crystal hearts, and the silver threaded fabric (woven by French fairies, natch). Whatever! For $20,000 a bra should be a whole lot shinier than this. For that matter, a $20,000 bra better do more than scream bling.

That Khloe Kardashian has a way of making a lot more sense than her sisters sometimes. Even if she's standing next to them looking just as overly coiffed and ridiculously Oompa Loompa-hued in the new ads for their Kardashian Kollection lingerie line. And even if she has no problem with being Photoshopped to all get out in said ads. She still said something completely lucid and revealing when she chatted with People last month.

Obviously, we all know 5'10" Khloe is an Amazonian goddess, especially when compared to her uber-petite sisters. She's probably been insecure about that her whole life, and so when she admits that "it's a little nerve-wracking being next to Kourtney and Kim in lingerie or a bikini," you gotta feel for her a bit. However, I really do wish she would OWN IT and realize that it's a blessing in disguise. 

And look at that! My wish was granted in the second part of her quote!

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and there's just enough time to order a sexy surprise for you and your man to enjoy.

Lingerie can be a nightmarish thought to those of us who've had kids -- The key, I've found, is insisting on choosing it yourself.

That way, you can find naughty little nothings that accentuate the positives and hide the negatives. Forget what he likes; If you feel sexy, you'll both be happy!

Case in point: this Starry Babydoll (Victoria's Secret, $58). One push-up bra + one tummy-hiding skirt = one happy mama.

I have this ... um ... friend who owns this particular babydoll, and she loves it! It is actually her favorite lingerie set.

Want to see more V-Day lingerie that any mom could love? Read on ... Then tell me in the comments what kind of lingerie makes you feel sexy, now that you've had kids.

Did Michelle Obama spend $50,000 on fancy lingerie at Agent Provocateur? OMG, DID SHE?!? Enquiring minds want to know! And the answer is, NO. Of course she didn't. But that didn't stop the Telegraph from claiming it in a blog post anyway.

Mrs. O paid a visit to the shop with the Queen of Qatar, Sheikha Mozah, last year, and we don't really know how much they spent -- or if Michelle bought anything at all. As for that $50K claim, I don't know where the Telegraph got that figure. Probably out of their a** They must have extrapolated something from the retailer's market reports or maybe just attributed Sheikha Mozah's bill to the First Lady.

No Pants Subway Ride Day was recently celebrated around the globe, and television news channels responded by showing video of the pantsless riders so that their anchors could have a good snicker.

Meanwhile, I watched from home in horror as the realization washed over me for the very first time ...

Boyshorts are NOT SEXY!

WHO KNEW?!!

I'm a sucker for Target sleepwear -- it's generally pretty comfortable and long lasting -- so I was excited about the debut of Target's latest designer collaboration with lingerie designer Josie Natori.

Natori is known for its bright, whimsical prints and that's definitely what was played up for the Target collection. The first segment of the collection debuted in October and part two just came out in stores on the first.

Already, I've decided I MUST HAVE this Natori tunic (Target, $29.99). It's totally my kind of sleepwear -- cute and stylish without being too revealing.

Want to see more from the collection and tell me what you think in the comments?

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I was looking for an interesting pair of tights on Etsy the other day and y'all.

The site is FILLED with sellers offering up some of the most AMAZING tights ever.

I can't think of a better, more inexpensive way to give your wardrobe a completely unique twist.

Best of all, there's something for everyone, whether you're a wild child, or more modest.

These 'Lily of the Ankle' tights (Etsy, $39), for example, would look great with a little black dress -- and they're certainly not too over-the-top.

Check out more cool tights from Etsy after the jump, and tell me in the comments ...

Would you wear a pair?

It's that time of year when Santa Claus, mistletoe, family, wrapping, and a million other things are deeply on our minds. It's a busy time of year for sure and it can be very easy to forget your spouse in the mess of baking, wrapping, shopping, and eating.

It doesn't have to be that way. Lest we forget, it's also the only time each year when we can get away with sexy Santa suits (oh yes, I am serious). Think Mariah Carey in "All I Want for Christmas" videos. Now don't you want to play, too?

This can be a time of year for flirtation and sex, if only you let it (now there's REALLY the most wonderful time of the year). Here are a few naughty and nice Santa outfits that will have him wishing it was Christmas all year: