If you're like most of America, you've eaten a little too much over the last week, and now it's time to face the music.
You're packing a few extra pounds right now, and until you can manage to get to the gym and sweat the extra weight off, the waistband of your skinny jeans just might be cutting off circulation to your brain.
I can't help your blood flow, but I do have a few tips on how to at least camouflage that excess baggage.
Rule number one?
Wear black. Lots and lots of black. There's no color that's more slimming.
You could opt for the Lanvin ensemble to your left from Neiman Marcus, which will run you about $4,150. (It's on sale. Quit whining) ... or you could go with something a little cheaper. It's totally up to you.
Black is your friend right now and don't you forget it.
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Cameron Diaz looked amazing after a recent flight from London to New York.
Mid-length skirts, commonly known as midi skirts, are enjoying a fashion renaissance right now.
Lovers of tights and even (GASP) sheer pantyhose, rejoice!
If you're like me, you love seeing the new trends that crop up each fall, but you hate realizing that most of them are completely incompatible with your lifestyle.
Yesterday, a makeup artist-to-the-stars from
We've all heard our fair share of disputable "fashion rules." You know, like don't wear white after Labor Day, don't mix blacks and blues, and never "match" loud stripes with polka dots. But I refuse to listen to the critics who say there are fashions you can't do when you hit a certain age. Like dressing in red, for example.
The Stir reader Jessica writes: