Beyonce, why you gotta play me that way? To the left, to the left with you, I say! When my favorite lady-singer cut off her locks this summer, I hollered with joy. As a girl with a pixie cut myself, it's reassuring and beyond inspiring to see a hot woman of her stature lob off her mane and prove that long hair isn't the only kind of "sexy" on the planet.
Of course, I should have known it wouldn't last. To be fair, the writing was on the wall when she started wearing longer hair on stage. Remember when she got it stuck in that fan and everyone was like "BEYONCE'S SCALP IS IN PERIL"? Well, I was more like, "Good, maybe now she's been scared permanently short." Sadly, I was incorrect.